Funny Movie Quotes

life's like a box of chocolates, you never no what your gonna get!

or

i may not be the smartest man but i no what love is.

haha forest gump, simply fantastic!
 
Out Cold Quotes:

"He's had a crush on that bench for a long time."

--Luke

"These scuba outfits don't allow my dice to roll, and by dice I mean testicles. Speaking of testicles, lemme get a beer."--Luke

"No regrets, that's my motto. That, and 'Everybody WangChung Tonight'"

Luke

"Inga, I've never been a man of words, and I've never been so in love with somebody, I've never actually spoken to. Inga, I'm only gonna offer this once. Will you have, uhh will you have sex with me?"

Majors:"Numbnuts here is gonna pass these out."

Muntz:"I think he means you."

Eric: "You better get out of here before my fist, makes an appointment with your ass!"

Luke: "Haven't you realized that you always make a reference to shoving some thing up my ass? And that time, it wasn't even a threat. Technically, that was flirting"

"I don't have to write a test to tell you that I take drugs."

-Pigpen

"I got molested by a hot tub last night."

-Luke

And this one isn't a quote, but I find it funny amd somewhat racist how they made it so the black guy wasn't able to snowboard hahaha

 
do you need a woman in the office to rub baby powder on your hiney and tell you that your special and different from everyone else?

bahaha he said hiney!!!

Shut up! I cant even walk down the street to buy a pack of cigs without runnning into 9 guys you've fucked!!!

what if i told you that your pinko comie mother sucked so much dick, that her face looks like an egg!!!

if you dont chew big red, then fuck you!!

 
don't know if i'll get these all perfect but.....

"I am truly jealous you got to suck on thoose tits when you were a baby"

"Yea but you got to suck on your dad's dick"

and the quote from knocked up were he is like weed is the best medicine so and so broke her arm and she just smoked a lot of weed i mean it clicks every now and then but she's all good
 
that's seventy two unforced errors for richie tenenbaum. he's playing the worst tennis of his life

what's he feeling right now?

i don't know, jim

there's obviously something wrong with him. he's taken off his shoes and one of his socks and

actually, i think he's crying
 
hey sandy you remember me right? im the guy who went to prom with a tux painted on my body. and then i spilled punch and the paint ran and everybody saw my dong! oh and im the one who was lighting farts on fire with a bunsen burner and i singed my ball sac.

saving silverman

best movie ever
 
- looks like the average joe's team has foreiting the game

- its a bold strategy cotton, lets see if it pays off

haha i love dodgeball
 
i don remember this one exactly but its something like 5 bucks for a bjob 15 bucks for a zjob

-whats a z job

-if you dont know what it is you cant afford it

beerfest

i totaly butcherd that quote. good movie tho
 
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