Funny how people find excuses to drink whenever they can

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you're a fucking pussy. go suck some more Jesus cock you little bitch. When you stop suckling your mommas tit you can put down your ginger ale and come party with the big boys
 
cinco de mayo came to be because the titanic had a large shipment of mayo and when it sank and never got into port it was a day of mourning for the mexicans because they had to use miracle whip instead.
 
haha same. but seriously, dude hasn't posted once since he started the thread and you're all still railing on him. he's straight trollin', give it a rest
 
It isn't needing an excuse to drink. It is like 420, you can pretty much smoke any day you want, but it is nice to have a day where you know that you will be in good company.

And to the thread creator, you gotta give drinking more than one chance man, my first time getting drunk I was in this ghetto ass party I had no business being in, and I was flirting with a large and in charge mexican chick (wasn't even cinco de mayo either). My point here (other than god bless my friend for getting me the fuck outta that house before things got all sorts of strange with the senorita) is that your first experience with alcohol isn't always great. And, even if you still don't like it, don't hate on others for sippin some Modelo on cinco de mayo.
 
so you're one of those super cool people that thinks if people aren't like you they are fuck ups then eh? some people like to party some don't. get over yourself douche
 
Hobbies- band, skiing, marching, reading, X-box.
You actually like marching? Honestly, I've marched once and was absolutely disgusted with it. In fact why do people make such lame excuses to get in a straight line and count one-two one-two over and over. Unless you actually play hard music with different time signatures, which I highly doubt. So your ambition is to join the bandwagon and be in step with everyone else in your band? Sounds like a great life goal, to be like everyone else. Rebel up man.
 
you sound like a terrible person...but dont worry i know what will make you better! i bet if you got hammered youd be really nice!
 
That's great for you. How bout you get off your high horse for being sober your entire fucking existence and let people live their lives.
 
let's turn this into a drinking game!

-QUOTE OP: everytime the above post gets quoted you drink a sip!-OP REACTS: everytime OP reacts to this thread you drink 3 sips!

-I AM THE BEST DRINKER ON NS: every booze related claim -> 2 sips

-CCCOOMBOO BREAKER!:every time the above post gets quoted 3 or more times we have a combo, whoever fucks it up needs to drink the same amount of sips as the number of successful combo posts they ruined...

-PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN: if you have photographic evidence of your outrageous drinking skills, post em up and you'll be allowed to give away 3 sips to a victim of your choice !
 
Hahaha oh wow. Dude you need learn not to be a pussy. Nothing is better then getting fucked up with your friends. And also getting fucked up and partying till you pass out. Drinking is fun and not gross in any way...
 
well considering cinco de mayonaise is my birthday.. i plan on getting belligerently shmammered every year..

is that a crime mr party pooper?
 
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