Funny dorm room rules?

One of my friend's roommates put in their roommate agreement that she had so sleep in the room three nights a week otherwise she was going to tell her mother that she was fucking random people. My friend pretty much lives at my house as she is sleeping with a guy here and the first two weeks only slept in her room twice.

Also my RA has instituted the rule that if you're going to drink in the dorm you have to get him a bottle of equal or greater value.
 
da fuck is wrong with you?

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we had that as a rule because people found it funny to pee on the floor. the sign did not help
 
Our rule was that if one of the room mates cracked open a beer, no matter the time, occasion, or reason, the other room mate had to crack one too.
9 time out of 10 this was a great rule.. only time i hated it was when I was so hungover and my room mate cracked one open just to be a dick.
plus i played baseball at my university so he would come home from class crack one open and I had crack one before practice... it lead to interesting practices :)
 
Any 2 of the following things in a room is considered a party:

Loud Music

Open Liquor

More than 4 People

So if I sit in my room and listen to loud music while drinking a beer... Its a party.

Yeaaahhhhh UBC.
 
this is a real dorm room roll at Notre Dame.

You are to be expelled if you are caught having sex in your dorm room.

thats no joke the truth.
 
For such a prestigious school as ND, not a crazy rule. Also must keep in mind it is a Catholic institution, where adultery is still considered a sin.
 
good thing baseball isn't a real sport and requires no athleticism what so ever so I guess it didn't really matter. good thing you weren't playing a real sport, like rugby.
 
Baseball is not exactly easy to play, but it sure is boring to watch. Only sport I can say I really enjoy watching though is soccer and march madness
 
Bump for being away for a day....
I will say this, when you hit like me... yeah no "athleticism" is needed when you jog around four bases... However, being able to hit like that and throw a 94 mph fastball might require some ability. I was young had a major talent... and pissed it away. with that said...
my freshman year at a four year university I hit a homerun against a pitcher that had been drafted twice out of JC and then again by the Yankees for the 3rd time after that season. As I was rounding second i heard a scout scream... and i quote "who the fuck is that" i was too young to get drafted.. so i went unnoticed until last year. I was bigger and stronger but honestly i had drank to much and was out of shape. I am currently 6 foot 3 inches 225 pounds. if i was 25 pounds lighter I wouldn't be dreaming of fresh pow like i am right now. So yes to contradict my previous statement about our dorm rule, i wouldn't be where i am if i stayed focus.Everything happens for a reason.i wasn't a first round draft pick like i could have been and I am not on "easy street" but i have been offered a job and i haven't even graduated yet, and i will get to ski until i have blue hair and cant walk anymore. Baseball was a game to me... but skiing and the mindset is what i call life. Friends enjoying each other's company, enjoying mother nature at its finest and trying to one up one another. Nothing gets better than that.
You can compare your sport to mine but at the end of the day; I hope you enjoy your sport as much as i did when it lasted.
Peace, love, respect.
Connor
 
One of my friends lives in one of the old prestigious student homes in Amsterdam.It's basically a huge 300 year old mansion with marble hallways, etc..

When you are new, all you get is a completely bare room apart from a pillow, there isn't even a door.

And every time you bang a girl in the student home (she must be at least a 6 and not fat) you get a piece of furniture and the door comes last.

And then there is the million of rules the Dutch students have in general.
 
If you have a communal kitchen or a certain place where you all hang out then get a large piece of cardboard and a marking pen. You can then make funny rules which result in penalty shots( alcoholic drinks obviously). It's always great fun when you have certain key words or actions people say/do which result in them having to take a shot or two ;)

 
Lol yes.

But if he fucks often enough he basically has a room that's pretty big in a beautiful home in the centre of Amsterdam near a canal for almost nothing.

Student housing in Amsterdam is very expensive, you easily pay 500 euros for 15m2 of pure shit.

 
I have not seen this sign yet. My building is small and has 2 floors of girls one of guys, so our pipes can prolly handle it.
 
It might not be real. I've seen those posted on facebook in the exact same template for every school my friends go to.
 
yeah, i dont know if there are real ones out there (doubtful), but ive seen a lot of fake ones

oh and add me to the list of people who think that fifa rule is hilarious. great work
 
they are never real. it is really easy to find your school's seal and put in into word then type up something. they pop up at every school
 
my friends played nhl 12 best of 5 games. Loser had to go to the number of doors of golas that the winner scored on him in of 5 games and ask whoever was in each room if they wanted to see how big his penis was
 
People were pissed in my brothers hallway. the RA made them all make flower filled condom stress reliever things. it popped haha
 
My roommate and I still live by this rule:

If there is a dispute or argument it will be settled with a Super Smash Bros battle. The winner of best 2 out of 3 games wins the dispute.
 
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