Funny alpine slide party story

ax_murderer

ax_murderer

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so i work at a mountain with an alpine slide. if anyone doesnt know what that is its a like a luge chute and u get on a cart with wheels and plastic runners and go down the plastic course. this one is pretty fast and the longest in north america its at bromely mt vt.

we (the employees) had a big party at the top of the alpine slide last weekend and were all wasted and i had to go home at like 1 and had saved myself a sled so i could ride down all drizzunk after i smoked a massive blunt on the top of the lift tower. so i take the slide down and couldnt see shit and before i get to the base i pull the sled off and leave it in the grass.

everythings fine.

the next day i go into work and im not working on the alpine slide for some gay reason. but the water slide. sucks but im talking to this chick and shes like "did u hear about the massive pile of dead animals on the track?" and i was like"....uhhh no where?" but i already had a feeling i had something to do with it. she said "like right at the botton there was like 6 dead mice and 2 dead moles and a sled right next to them" i was like thats weird. and then ran away and cracked up i must of hit them and carried them down the track in front of my sled. bahaa i thought it was funny there was blood on the track
 
hahahhaha

alpine slides are so fucking awesome. You can get hurt pretty bad if you flip going fast enough though. My buddy got his whole arm and side of his body skinned up really bad one time. I rolled one and got a bad shoulder burn but man those slides are a rush if they are good ones.
 
ahaha thats fucking funny

one time on an alpine slide on my 11th birthday, i decided to ram the back of my friends sled. so i went full blast into him when he was stopped. his sled launched up into my face and i had a gash on my forehead and a bump the size of a golfball. Pretty funny when i look at the pictures of the present opening after wards, my forehead was bleeding
 
yah one time a guy came with a huge tattoo on his shoulder and he fell and the whole thing was scraped right off....he was PISSED
 
Yeah I worked the one at Jiminy Peak in MA a couple years ago, good times. Ever ridden one in the rain? The brakes don't work = MAD fun if you don't die. Or have a 300lb linebacker riding on the sled behind you.
 
yeah those things hurt pretty bad when you fall off. on ours, if you dont brake you go over the side on almost every turn its pretty sweet.
 
I want on an alpine slide in switzerland and it was crazy, I fell off and then there was someone like right behind me, so it was like, I fell off and tried to get back on and then the person rammed into me while i was trying to get on because they didnt brake fast enought, it hurt.
 
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