Funniest/Weirdest this you have bought high

... I had to buy my parents a fleet enema at walmart in a fatty line. GG

everyone was hella judging me, bitches dont know
 
hahahahaha.

uhhh i dunno i go to mcdonalds a lot when im high and when i dont have money i go through the drive thru and get like 1 small fry or something...hmmmmmmm what else.

me and my brother ate 30 dollars worth of dominoes cause everyone left his appt and we were hungy. but we were just hammered not high.
 
i think it would be cool to get real stoned and go around garage sales early saturday mornings.. you'd come home with some real random shit
 
Yeah... and the looks you get when it's a female cashier and you can barely walk. Priceless.
 
I was a taco bell and I wanted a crunchwrap supreme but I couldnt remember what it was called, so my order sounded like this "hi, can I get a taco, a medium soda and a, uhhhhh.......... oh fuck it just give me a chalupa, and do you have any of those sweet cinamon things. ok I will get those too." the bitch stared at me for what seemed to me about a solid 15 seconds and says ok
 
bad idea. You end up with random ass shit. Like and 80's LA LAkers windbreaker. And fingeless boxing gloves. Oh and ww1 memorabilia

 
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an entire carrot cake
 
my last stoned trip to the store produced:

one pack jello

one lime

chicken strips

donut

pack of mag's (thought it was three, turned out to be one condom and a vibrator ring. weird)

conditioner, cuz i like how soft my hair feels when im stoned.
 
i wanted a freezepop thing at one of those small rec places with go karts, mini golf and stuff. i waslike, can i get one of those ice things, its mad long and juicy...then i realized that was a dumb to say so i burst out laughing, so then i asked for a icesicle, then a freeze ice, cold ice stick and she was like , uhhh, you mean a freeze pop? and was like, yes, one of them long ones. and she gave me a green. and it was tasty
 
if you dont have money

go to the first counter and say you didnt order anything

then pick up the persons food at the next who is behind you

LOLZ i havent tried it
 
had like a 20 dollar total at McDonalds in the drive through, then i payed and drove away without our food
 
me n my friend were at a drive in movie and he bought like 4 bags of popcorn, some sour patch, a hot dog, some kinda choclate bar, and some cotton candy and he could barely carry it all back!!! it was so funny
 
My friend bought for 20$ of McDonald's with money he found on the ground. But the money happened out to be fake. He had his 20$ worth meal anyway lol
 
I've heard of people getting really drunk and ordering things online, so that whehn the packages arrive its like christmas bacause they don't know what they're getting.

I've never had enough spare cash for that though.
 
One time i was at ribrest (which is like a shitty fair thing) I got really high with my friend and drank a mickey of vodka, it was super crowded and he told me to go grab us food so with people everywhere I yell at the lady in the pizza pizza booth to get me 2 cans of pizza and a slice of rootbeer. Everyone laughed at me and I was confused.
 
someone let me loose in a dollar store and i ended up with a "Safety Kit" full of fun things I thought were important in my stoned state.

There were those super cheap lighters, a corn-pipe thing, 8 lollipops, a disposable camera, a small flashlight, a little tapemeasure, some water balloons, sidewalk chalk, a wine opener, and a tiny little tub of play dough. And to keep it in a kit, everything was put in a plastic purple Bob the Builder lunchbox.

Pretty solid investment.
 
damn you got high shopping down, thats a job well done.

me and my buddies went to wendys drive-thru at 2 am bumping techno. when we got up to the window, the kid told us to turn it up and all the kids working started dancing.
 
one time I bought this huge ass cucumber then ate it while riding the snowbus up to our mountain, all these people were staring at me and shit but I ate the whole thing.
 
65 dollors worth of candy bars at Super america, then we ate them all. then shit a storm the next day.
 
this one time i had drymouth to the fucking max.. so i went in CVS and bought 13 vitamin waters, all for myself.
 
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