Funniest thing you've seen in the parking lot

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last season I saw a guy trying to do the sneaky car door open and pee on the ground thing while I was walking to my car but it was pretty windy that day and on my way back to the lift I see the guy was wiping his seat and the inside of his car with a hoodie. I still laugh thinking about the guy peeing all over the inside of his car when the wind kicked up
 
I saw a bunch of Hasidic Jews wait for a half hour in a lot outside a bagel place till it was near close so they could get the bagels half off
 
14376323:iced said:
I saw a bunch of Hasidic Jews wait for a half hour in a lot outside a bagel place till it was near close so they could get the bagels half off
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hustler grindset, i respect it
 
14376323:iced said:
I saw a bunch of Hasidic Jews wait for a half hour in a lot outside a bagel place till it was near close so they could get the bagels half off
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I saw a clown get fucked!
 
It had been total blizzard all day, sustained winds over 30 mph and 15+ inches of snow throughout the day, I saw two middle aged badasses driving out of the parking in a completely haggard late sixties boat of a convertible. They were still in full ski gear. So damn funny and those dudes are legends.
 
closing day at stevens. middle aged monoskier walks up to our lot bbq and does a 17 second keg stand. gonna need to find the video because i still can't quite believe it happened
 
Was getting gas and the parking lot next door 2 separate car with women drivers of non Caucasian descent backed up at the same time and then another car with a female driver of non Caucasian descent drive up to tge other 2 cars who were in the way and all 3 didn't know what to do so all three cars were just sat there fir about 5 minutes till one of them pulled forward.
 
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Two people

Don't need to include* women* don't need to include * of non Caucasian descent*

Tell your funny story now...saw 2 people pull up...then a third person...

14377516:Shingangbang said:
Was getting gas and the parking lot next door 2 separate car with women drivers of non Caucasian descent backed up at the same time and then another car with a female driver of non Caucasian descent drive up to tge other 2 cars who were in the way and all 3 didn't know what to do so all three cars were just sat there fir about 5 minutes till one of them pulled forward.
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14377571:Abomber22 said:
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Two people

Don't need to include* women* don't need to include * of non Caucasian descent*

Tell your funny story now...saw 2 people pull up...then a third person...
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Why
 
One time there was one of the E(ART)H bumper stickers in the parking lot and I took a sharpie and colored in the bottom horizontal bar on the E and I colored in the H. So then the bumper sticker read F(ART).
 
i dont even know anymore. ski resort parking lots are something else. Have seen so many lifted toyota 4runners or subarus that park on the sides of the roads in the cottonwood canyons only to have their car nearly submerged in snow when they come back from skiing. its like a warzone somedays driving home....cars totalled at the entrances, cars blocking the road for hours, etc.

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Not a ski resort parking lot but at the Target at Boulder my wife and I were sitting in my car and I saw a Tahoe stop and the driver threw it in reverse without even looking and slammed into this chick's Audi behind him and crumpled the whole front end of her car. It was almost like slow motion and we heard the girl scream as the back of the Tahoe rammed into her car and she came out crying and stuff and the guy in the SUV looked like the kind of tool that would do something like that. It was really peak Boulder in its own way.
 
Piled 8 people into a single cab Chevy truck to get home from night skiing. Buddy lost the keys to the car 6 of us rode up to the mountain in. No cell phones to call home as this was in the late 80's. We were the clown car rolling out of the lot that night.
 
14377516:Shingangbang said:
Was getting gas and the parking lot next door 2 separate car with women drivers of non Caucasian descent backed up at the same time and then another car with a female driver of non Caucasian descent drive up to tge other 2 cars who were in the way and all 3 didn't know what to do so all three cars were just sat there fir about 5 minutes till one of them pulled forward.
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This took energy to read. Wtf is non Caucasian? Black? Indian? Asian? Mexican? Hispanic/Latino?
 
An aggro rich douche in Park City blocking us in after we parked because we didn't stop completely at a stop sign. Apparently he was following us for a good 10-15 minutes. He was attempting a citizens arrest, I told him to fuck off and walked away and he called the cops. We rang the police afterwards to let them know the situation and we were informed they told him what he was doing was illegal and he must leave or else they would show up to have him removed.
 
I'm pretty sure that on any given week day this entire year, I can go to my local, and basically be the only truck in the lot...

I'd have to park myself in, I'd have to be the Texan and the red plate, and I'd have to pee on my boots.... but then there'd be no one else to see it

14377750:DeebieSkeebies said:
i dont even know anymore. ski resort parking lots are something else. Have seen so many lifted toyota 4runners or subarus that park on the sides of the roads in the cottonwood canyons only to have their car nearly submerged in snow when they come back from skiing. its like a warzone somedays driving home....cars totalled at the entrances, cars blocking the road for hours, etc.

**This post was edited on Jan 11th 2022 at 2:06:44pm
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14378291:skierman said:
An aggro rich douche in Park City blocking us in after we parked because we didn't stop completely at a stop sign. Apparently he was following us for a good 10-15 minutes. He was attempting a citizens arrest, I told him to fuck off and walked away and he called the cops. We rang the police afterwards to let them know the situation and we were informed they told him what he was doing was illegal and he must leave or else they would show up to have him removed.
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That totally happened.
 
Some city girl tried to intimidate me, and my loader, to reverse up a hill by not letting me just do my thing for 30 seconds until the single lane area ended. I got about 10 feet from her car and stopped before she even thought about backing up the 50 feet required to let me by.

she backs straight into the box of a truck that's sticking out a bit further than the rest of the cars in the already pretty jagged row of cars. she did 0 checks in her mirriors, never looked back, just popped it in reverse and went for it.

that's not even the funny part.

she waved me down, to try and blame it on me. "I don't have those big wheels like that, I don't have that steering wheel, I'm not in control." So she backed into a truck, while trying to blame me for her not being in control. It was also the day after new years and appeared to be day drinking prior to that. Apparently, I was going too fast and she got scared.
 
My local epic mountain the day after a blizzard when all the out of towners parked illegally on the access road and the snowbanks in the lot and the town had 4 patrol cars out ticketing every last car.
 
14378291:skierman said:
An aggro rich douche in Park City blocking us in after we parked because we didn't stop completely at a stop sign. Apparently he was following us for a good 10-15 minutes. He was attempting a citizens arrest, I told him to fuck off and walked away and he called the cops. We rang the police afterwards to let them know the situation and we were informed they told him what he was doing was illegal and he must leave or else they would show up to have him removed.
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I 100% think I ran into the same dude then I lived in Utah. This guy cut me off at the downtown exit on I-25 in his truck and I honked at him. He then followed me for blocks, tried to run me off the road then after all that he rolled down his window and yelled, "Hey buddy, whats your problem!?!?" I yelled back that he was on one and needed to chill the fuck out and he finally drove off. Utah drivers are on another level.
 
14381278:SuspiciousFish said:
I 100% think I ran into the same dude then I lived in Utah. This guy cut me off at the downtown exit on I-25 in his truck and I honked at him. He then followed me for blocks, tried to run me off the road then after all that he rolled down his window and yelled, "Hey buddy, whats your problem!?!?" I yelled back that he was on one and needed to chill the fuck out and he finally drove off. Utah drivers are on another level.
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Not the same dude but yes, Utah drivers are the fucking worst. I once had to stop a person trying to use the exit ramp to get onto I-15 in the wrong direction. I drove head on to him, flashing high beams and honking which caused him to slow to a crawl. Going by, I yelled he was going in the wrong direction and to turn around. The driver looked at me with an irritated look like I was doing something wrong and he kept going.

Maybe he eventually turned around or maybe he took out a half dozen other shitty Utah drivers. I don't care because they're all terrible and deserve terrible things to happen to them.
 
14381385:skierman said:
Not the same dude but yes, Utah drivers are the fucking worst. I once had to stop a person trying to use the exit ramp to get onto I-15 in the wrong direction. I drove head on to him, flashing high beams and honking which caused him to slow to a crawl. Going by, I yelled he was going in the wrong direction and to turn around. The driver looked at me with an irritated look like I was doing something wrong and he kept going.

Maybe he eventually turned around or maybe he took out a half dozen other shitty Utah drivers. I don't care because they're all terrible and deserve terrible things to happen to them.
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I have seen so much crazy shit like that. The worse is when they put in that HOV lane with the double white line you are not supposed to cross and people use it like a 95 mph speed zone and swerve across the white lines if anyone is in their way. Honestly, its impossible to really describe how shitty Utah drivers unless you see it first hand. I swear people out there have a death wish or actually believe their magic underwear will protect them.
 
Ok so in Killington's main lots there are big snowbanks separating the separate rows. A few weeks ago at around 4 I saw a Subaru almost vertical down one of the banks. The lot was basically empty and the New Yorkers who owned the car looked not super hyped.
 
14377571:Abomber22 said:
Edit yourself:

Two people

Don't need to include* women* don't need to include * of non Caucasian descent*

Tell your funny story now...saw 2 people pull up...then a third person...
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The whole point of the story that makes it funny is the fact that asian women suck at driving. Get a life nerd
 
as if it matters.

there is no point.

keep your life.

14383298:VTshredder69 said:
The whole point of the story that makes it funny is the fact that asian women suck at driving. Get a life nerd
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