Full face helmet

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Thorvildsen

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there is this guy at my hill. He rides with a troy lee designs D2 tank helmet. it's about 400 bucks. His idol is seth morrison and he says that he is going up to the lyngen alps here in norway, top pull a double lincoln loop. The only problem is that he can hardly ski. The only thing he pulls on jumps are splits and twists. He is suck a fag. we ask him why he rides with his helmet. He tells us: 'Well, this one time i jumped so fucking far on this jump and i landed on my face at the bottom of the landing and i nearly broke my jaw and all my teeth' wich is bullshit 'cause he can't even clar the gap. 'And if seth wears one, why can't i?'

Is it just me, or is he a fag?

if shes with a new guy then that means you either have a small penis or you suck at having sex or both so just kill yourself now and end your pain!
-Laterials
 
those helmets do more harm than good. they are so heavy they make neck injury much more likely one small falls, and the visor and full face can push your neck around when they catch when not needed. seth morrison uses a giro, not some motorcycle helmet. do yourself a favor, get a hlemt that will actually protect you, and stop looking like a fag

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sorry boys, there was no pro hoeing-skibrdingbtch

However, they are little bitches that haven't even heard of metal edged skis or the clitoris-twintipteles

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He wears it when he rides park and groomers.

Set wears at Troy Lee

if shes with a new guy then that means you either have a small penis or you suck at having sex or both so just kill yourself now and end your pain!
-Laterials
 
while full-face helmets are not the coolest thing to hit the skiing world I have witnesed their effectiveness.

Friend #1--he wears one. We make fun of him. He faceplants while attempting to spin off-axis. He gets away with a bloody nose.

Friend #2--does NOT wear fullface helmet. overshoots jump and breaks eye-socket. it sucks

skiing is dope
 
aint no body cur

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i hope i dont look dumb because im the only skier out here with all these snowboarders, i hope they dont look at skis like they're rollerblades because they might laugh at me
 
i ride with a full face giro helmet....it makes me feel safe...

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Actually I Mt bike, the kind of riding were you jump off of shit, and the troy lee tank is one of the lightest helmets out there. The only thing lighter is the full carbon one and thats like $600 bucks. They have there advantages, but are only really worth it if you big mountain sking, total overkill in the park.

and if the kid sucks why don't you just steal his helmet run away with it and sell it for 300 bucks on ebay and then buy a new pair of skis

 
i have a protec one like c.r. jonhson's but in black

it made me get a bleeding nose and a scratched chin as well. damm loose strap.

You can't get hurt skiing until you fall
 
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