Fuel in the tank

I KILLED A COP ON SATURDAY.......HIS BODY IS STASHED IN THE WOODS UP AT GUARDSMAN'S PASS. NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY!!
 
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no one seems to want to do my trivia anymore so i figured gossip is of no interest to you guys. or atleast earned gossip is no fun. heres some blatant bullshit.

tom cruise just got booted from paramount productions. he is no longer working with them. he brings scientologists everywhere he goes. scientology is stupid and crazy.

mila kunis is rad, despite how dumb she may look on that 70's show.

and jack black lives in my neighborhood.

there, hope that suffices.

 
ok blake here's how you become the bad boy of hollywood. go to jack black's crap shack and throw flour tortilla's on the roof, t.p. the trees and then in the morning take pictures of J.B. all pissed and cleaning up and sell that ish to the tabloids. ha ha ha
 
yuppie people have maids. unless his maids are famous i don't think i'll be selling shit.

sounds like fun regardless.

oh and nicole ritchey weighs 82 lbs. right now!!! skinny, lucky, bitch, i think i'm going to stick my finger down my throat!...
 
1. binge eat.

2. extend index finger.

3. plunge index finger in throat.

4. project vomit across room or at anyone you dislike.

5. repeat process every 4 hours.
 
Ski Gossip:

Blake Nyman started his own ski resort in Kentucky, and plans to name it Colonel Sanders' Mountain in exchange for 30 Taiwanese children to help him produce his own Surface Pro model.
 
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