Fucking Hesh Snowboarders Are Sooooooo Annoying

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The hesh snowboarder: Usually a 20-year-old douchebag that works at a pizza shop and wears girl's snow pants, pegged at the knee, or girl's jeans. Can be seen slugging PBR in the lift line while smoking a Camel Light. Usually rides with no hat and big white sunglasses. On the off chance they're actually wearing googles, it will be only to keep the hood from his nasty sweater/flannel hoody on. Under there nasty Goodwill sweater is almost always a stained v-neck shirt (to show off their "chest hair"), or a vintage Blondie tee that probably cost $40. To perfect the look, he wears fingerless gloves. Most of them try to grow half-ass moustaches to be "ironic" and "clever".

Off the hill, they can be seen with girl's corduroy pants, the same huge asshole-ish white sunglasses he wears to the mountain, and obnoxious hi-top Dunks. Often has a carabiner clipped to their beltloop with 20 fucking keys, even though they only need like two. Will wear the nastiest, sweat stained resi they can find, pushed back half way on their head to show you his greasy forehead/hair. Usually riding a fixie bike to work, or to their "bros" house party. If its the latter, they will be accompanied by a backpack full of PBR. Will say ridiculous things like, "braaaa" or make a weird screech emulating that of a fucking Pterodactyl. Onyl interacts with hesh women, which are either fucking SMOKING hot or totally nasty. no in between. Regardless, they are all just as obnoxious.

God I fucking hate heshers. does anybody else know who i'm fucking talking about?
 
totally .. you described them perfectly. some of them just try SO hard to be hesh and dirty when they really arent and arent good at snowboarding. they just think they are too cool
 
lol also known as hipsters? they try extra hard to look like their not trying at all, not always in dunks though, often in vans chuckas or half cabs, pay extra for clothes that look like they paid $3.50 at good will, and usually hate everything thats actually quality because its "played" ... yeah i hate them too
 
ya, when i see them i just think to myself, why cant they just wear clothes that are too big for them and listen to rap?
 
i got harassed by two of these last weekend. all i did was walk past him and he started freakin out going "you fucking two planker fag!!!!! hahahahah!!!!" and whenever he saw me hed go oooohhhh skiing!!! so gnarly!!! he was like 35 and wasted and on my last run of the day i tipped him over when we were going like 20mph and then dipped out so its all good hahaha
 
There are this whole crew of them who are supposedly on their buddys toque companys team at the home mountain. Some of them actually shred but some are just all for show
 
no style is stupid really its just when its taken too far. thug is not gay when mfm does it, neither is hesh when goonie (kinda) does it, although i must admit i like the medium road look. a la candide, mahre, trice, pep. baggy but not retarded.
 
BAHAHAHAH so funny! my buddies crew is called gypsy mob, and there prety fuckin hesh LMAO so fuckign funny.

prety good description to the thread creator, a little off in some aspects but fairly spot on i must say.
 
and if they ever go off a jump, they only do a method. or if they try to nosepress or tailpress a box, they lean forward or backward like theyre pressing the shit out of it when in all reality they board is laying flat on the box
 
why can't snowboarders and skier just wear normal clothes? it like either your gangster or gypsie in the park, makes me feel silly for having medium jacket gosh.
 
im a hesh boarder, im trying to get up to those standards, someday, i will full fill that description, and my life will be complete, ride on

RORdont judge me
 
Beer.
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i find it retarded that all of you guys are hating on these guys for having a different style.... sure sometimes they look retarded... but no more retarded than idiots dressing like gangstas in 6XL gear making gang signs and afterbanging like tools.

youre all just massive hypocrites.
 
fuck, you just described me off the hill.
i guess everybody hates me because i wear a certain kind of pants and use a caribeaner to hold onto my keys. oh and i love my raybans. darn,

i guess i suck.i'll just go ahead and gtfo
 
i have seen some fine ass hesh girls in keystones park. but not like the dirty gypsy hesh, like a cleaner, tight pants hot version. i like it, theyre shit isnt hidden under big clothes. haha

but most of the people i know that dress like that are fucking douche bags that think they run the fucking park because they dress different and have a crew, but really are not all that good. and they piss me the fuck off. for instance, i ate shit the first time i tried to front flip, and some gyspy ass motherfucker from the lift was like "that was sick you almost stomped a nine" being a douche, so yelled back that maybe his voice wouldnt sound so bitchy if he got looser pants and grew some balls, the only thing i have ever seen him do is double tail grabs. /rant
 
mike hornbeck knows who they are hahaha thats soo awesome props for what he did..
and hey! dont hate on fixies there hella fun.
 
you basically just described how I look on every park day. I look much more respectable on a real pow day
 
LOL! sorry everyone can't be as thug as you! fuck why doesn't everyone do everything the same exact way always?!?!!?!!! if snowboarding had handed us down hesh style 5 years ago as opposed to thug steeze you'd all be hating on the stupid wigger wearing tall tees drinking 40s and smoking blunts!

one love you piece of shit hater!
 
this thread is retarded. ive seen skiiers wear tight pants and snowboarders wear tall tees. how stupid is it to fight about who wears what. you sound like brett from johnny tsunami dude, you just need to chill out you sky.
 
I see your point and your pretty on with the description, but they jsut see skiers as dumbass rich kids in tall tees down to their knees. there are poser heshers and ones that dont give a fuck. jed anderson and lnp(snowbaorders)don't give a shit about anything. but then theres d bags who spend $80 on flannel because its so "cool" and slip their pussies in women sizes zeros and go for a boardslide and fall on their ass.
 
Great fuckin stereotype, douche noozle.

Whats wrong with PBR? Its good, cheap and gets you drunk. Sorry not every can afford the "premium beers" that you are able to drink.

$40 for a blondie shirt? That sounds the same as you paying $40 for the 10 fucking tall tees you layer when you ski.

Trying to look dirty and sucking at snowboarding? Kind of like the same concept of you looking like a thug and sucking at skiing, right?
 
park skiers try just as hard to look baller. you guys piss me off just as much. DON'T TAKE YOURSELVES SO SERIOUSLY. hesh kids dress goofy, to ride goofy. the fact that you all agree is proving me right. plus! hesh kids won't hate on you for being "gansta" just let them do their own thing and don't worry about it
 
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