Fucking eye doctor

SchweitzerSki

SchweitzerSki

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yeah it's that time of the fucking year again where i go to the fucking eye doctor. i HATE people coming near my eyes and touching them and doing aything. ESPECIALLY THAT PUFF OF GOD DAMN AIR THEY ALWAYS PUT IN MY EYES. FUCK THOSe FUCKERS!! who else hates it
 
well you guys are lucky. unless you don't mind the touching and being near of the eyeballs. i hate it and i wish i didn't have to do it
 
i tell them everytime, 'don't do the puff' and they're like 'oh don't worry we won't' and then they start leading me back to the "room" and i get pissed off cuz i know what they're doing. low and behold that stupid machine is sitting on top of the table. I always walk in quietly but in my mind i want to pick the thing up and throw it through the wall and tell them they are fucking liars. gaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
 
i love the eye doctor...ive never had the puff thing done....but i get these drops in my eyes everytime i go and they make my pupils enormous, like i have to color part left, just pupil...and i cant focus for awhile afterwards...but yeay eye doctors...helping me see. my prescription is so bad. its like -7 or something.
 
never had the airpuff, and while a definatly dont like it, i dont see what all the fuss is about. whenever my sister gets her eyes dialated, she always cryes about it whe whole day and like wears her sunglasses in a dark room. its not all that bad, come on. the eye doc knows his shit, he is a professional, would you rather not see right?
 
I hate it when they put those things in, cause they sting, but afterwards i'm like sweet i cant see... and once they only managed to get it in one eye, cause my other eye was just like no you bitch get away from my eye with that fucking drop... just like when i was getting contacs... but anyways back to the story, yah one eye was complete pupil, well as much as it could... the other eye was normal... it was pretty fucked up lookin
 
i had to go twiec when i had this green mukusy grom shit inffecction and right now i cant fucking spell worth god damn shit, nothings striahgt in my head.

but yeah they gave some shit to drop in my eyes and it always stung like fucken hlel
 
my opthomoligist looks like mark hamil and he weirds me out. i think hes going to molest me every time he turns the lights off to 'examine...' oh god.
 
i used to get the puff but they got some new machine with a balloon that goes in and out of focus that does the same thing as the puff

i hate it when they dilate my pupils too
 
baby i told you my cum in ur eye would come back to haunt you... ill still love you even though u have a lazy eye!!!
 
ok if your eyes are fine. don't complain. i have had atleast 2 corneal abraisions in the past year, and when they go to check them out they have to put dye in your eye and shine lots of fancy lights to look at the abrasions. it's no picnic. any source of light is like sticking a hot piece of metal in your eye.
 
^ yeah i got a nasty one when i was little. my bro & i were playing tag & he threw mud in my eyes, so i had to go to the hospital to have that shit scraped out, cause it wouldnt wash out. 2 ours of blinking with mud & sand in your eyes messes em up pretty solidly so now ive got contacts. & yeah,your right, it doesnt feel so hot
 
ok your shits uncalled for. why don't you go get your eyes puffed you little fuck. at least i go instead of sitting on the computer all night and complaining. obviusly i had to suck it up you dumbshit
 
but the eye puffs are glaucoma (sp?) tests, so aren't you glad you don't have undetected glaucoma? i sure am.

i've been going to the eye doctor since i was 11 months old, and i've had glasses (now contacts) since then. i had the tiniest little glasses ever, and i was the nerdiest baby ever pretty much. and i've had the same opthamologist for 18 years, so i really like her. but i think it is soon time to leave teh pediatrics department, it is sad.
 
ya i get it done to.. ur a fucking pussy its like not even a 1/4 of a second.. u get more air in ur eye when ur skiing... suck it up
 
ok it's already happened. it happened yesterday. you dumb shits should stop telling me to suck it up cuz i already did obviously. and you sir are just a moron
 
i love these sweet as sunglasses they gave me though. They roll up like a snap bracelet and then when you open em up, they just stay pinned on your face like Morpheus's glasses in the Matrix.
 
hah something like that happened to me, me and this one guy were joking around throwing flour at each other during cooking when the idiot picks up salt and throws it at me and i got a bunch in my eye, dumbass
 
one time i got welder flash and they stuck like tubes in my eyes or somethjing and had to flush them wiht this shit for like 5 minutes
 
ive gotten hit with a rock just under my eye and a hockey stick right above my other eye, rock was on the bone just under my left eye, hockey stick between my eyebrow and right eye, very close both times

i had to go to the doctor a lot for the rock incident, didnt bother me too much
 
that's original.

Anyway, eyes suck. I'm still rockin glasses, I tried to get contacts once but I couldn't put 'em in myself when I was like 12, I'm thinking I should try 'em again...... I keep breaking my current ones.
 
yeah the last time i went to the eye doctors they air puffed me. i had no idea what it was and then pffff. it was so wierd. normally they just do the drops but this time i went somewhere else and they puffed air and no drops. i don't mind the eye doctor because i would have had glucoma if i didn't get help when i got my eye scratched with one of those popsicle bag things. i hate the dentist more.
 
i hate that air puff thing that the only thing i hate cause it scares the shit outa me just wwaiting...knowing its gonna happen..and then BAM right in the eye
 
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