Fuckin Guidos

"worst luck i ever had? i blew my knee out, tore my acl, fractured my thigh, and i refused to go to the doctors.

My buddies got my a whole jar of pain killers, and i just went clubbing every night in a splint, and i was like one leg at the club, it was crazy"
 
The best and worst part of that video is that I'm from Wayne as well

and I know two of those guys in the video.. They went to the other high

school and they are few years younger than me, but still it's still

embarrassing that we are from the same place even though I have never

even talked to them.
 
same here, I'm from long valley so its not as bad as wayne can be. I hate guidos they give jersey (a great state) a bad name.
 
" YOU WANNA PUNCH ME IN THE FUCKIN FACE?!?!" " YOU WANNA PUNCH ME IN THE FUCKIN FACE?!?!" " YOU WANNA PUNCH ME IN THE FUCKIN FACE?!?!" " YOU WANNA PUNCH ME IN THE FUCKIN FACE?!?!" " YOU FUCKIN WHORE!!!!!! " " YOU WANNA PUNCH ME IN THE FUCKIN FACE?!?!"
 
haha yeah, my friends dad is in the video, the guy yellin with the really raspy voice, BTW WAYNE IS NOT LIKE THAT!
 
Givin italians a bad name. Im italian. got called a guido only once, same guy had a broken leg less than a week later
 
I just want to send a special thanks to the maker of this thread. Hahahaha guidos are almost as great as juggs. Whenever I talk about guidos most people have no idea what they are.. I'm happy some people do. :)
 
yo fuck all you guys from ny and nj saying you embarrassed about being from there cause of guido's. thats fucking retarded. who cares what some west coasters and whatever think of the northeast. be proud of where ur from. and jay up there, i think ur name is, you go tannin man wtf? and u hating on guido's, come on dude. be proud of the northeast cause you know thats where its out. i'm proud to be a sicilian from the bronx. i don't act like that though and even if i did, fuck it. you guys on this website preach about peace and all this other liberal bullshit and but all everyone does is trash talk everybody else. i understand mad people are still in high school but grow the fuck up. god damn
 
joke dude, im 6 foot 4 and 160 pounds im not trying to front.

As i read this thread i realise that guidos on the east side are like russians and ukranians, in oregon and washington. Its like the exact same stereotype
 
yea, i was just fuckin with ya to try and get a response. i try and stay away from woodburn and some of the towns in that area, they seem to be just crawlin with weird ass euros
 
that honestly looks like a compilation of people who have nearly every attribute that i hate. All of them. God i hate guidos
 
i'm from the northeast. don't get the northeast and jersey confused. nobody looks or acts that way where i'm from. places full of people like this are only a small and unfortunate part of the "northeast". those people are an embarrassment, nothing more.
 
haha.

this makes me want to drive there, with my megaphone, and pull up and scream "guidos are fags!!" at the top of my lungs. Then bust a cap in every guido that disagrees with me.
 
don't get them confused? i've been all over the northeast. i can hate on all different strands of people but fuck it, thats whats makes the northeast sick. it makes new york, new york. new jersey, new jersey and so on. embarrassment to who exactly is my question? to your little newschool buddies west of the mississippi river?
 
flaw number one, this is interviewing people in new jersey, number two these guys may be guidos, and are quite frightening, but they look and sound like the regular american frat boy.
 
^Guido.

Starting that little tough guy rant with "yo" gave you away.

I can't understand why you would take this personally...if you can't acknowledge that those guys are walking parodies/caricatures, you have an absolutely awful sense of humor.
 
oh maybe "yo" might imply that i'm from a different part of the country from you and we talk different? people not from new york will never understand
 
ding ding ding!! not as far away as the outer banks, but far enough where you dont have to deal with guidos and the dirty jerz beaches
 
hahah sooo fucking hilarious. wow. i honestly dont know what to think about people like that..

fucking guidos
 
whats the difference between a porcupine, and a bar on Guido Beach?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside
 
its treu i live about an hour or so from nj and never see anyone like that around near me its just absolutly hilarious what a shitty state nj is and how the shitty smell has affected the peopel living there. my grandparents live in new jeresy in a nice part and it still is pretty shitty. fuck nj
 
I AM NOT DEFENDING GUIDOS IN ANYWAY...but

Strictly along with your claim about natural selection, i believe that the majority of NS users would die off before the guidos.
lets break this down with some support info.
Guidos are all douchebag meat heads who love to fight, so natural selection would probably put them over most of us in the whole fighting part of that.
secondly, whether you like it or not, they get girls, i live in NY and hate these dudes with a passion but they always leave with fine ass girls. So they would reproduce more than we would, filling the world with more faggot ass guidos.
What we need to do, is stop them were it starts, the girls. We need to brainwash women into not being attracted to these very metro and douchebag men.
 
Any woman who finds anything in the least appealing about those roided out, spray on tanned, tribal tatted, spikey haired, collar popped scumbags, is officially gross.

Can we find some stats correlating the rate of HPV infection to a woman's tendency to be attracted to a Jersey Guido? My guess is that there is a direct 1 to 1 relationship.
 
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