fuckin food stamps

caylorswift

caylorswift

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ok, me and momma dont have much money, and we got this credit card thing that is the food stamps, but the motherfuckers dont work on fucking dominos. i fucking wish they worked on pizza..

Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

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god you're soo fat

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My cat's so fucken tight, hes a big fat bastard and hes all black, and whenever i bring a girl over he jumps up on her lap and starts playing with her boobs, it really turns me on.
 
Don't you have more important food items to spend your food stamps on?

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Man you dont need any dominoes anyway, you need like slimfast and asparagus shit like htat.

fuk that
 
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this is one thing wrong with america, you don't have enough money to get buy so you get food stamps, thats fine. they you bitch when you can't use them on fuckin pizza delivery? go to the dam store and make your own pizza, it'll cost a third or less of what dominos would charge. If you want pizza so bad get a job and pay for it yourself.

~paul

 
i think we should all pitch in and order richard simmons and get him delivered to his front door in a big crate,and richard can make him his bitch for the next 2 months and get rid of those love handles and thunder thighs

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fuckers be nice to sam!

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