FUCKIN BEST NIGHT EVER!!!!

thefilmerguy

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alright so i was at this party with my buddy and i have something to share with you all ....last night he got plowed and had a little fun.........heres a little taste

1 bottle of vodka $40.00

1 bottle of tequila $18.00

Buying new outfit cuz he challenged a rotwieler to a fight:

pants $30

shirt $20

ACDC boxers $15

getting his first handjob and not remembering it...PRICELESS!!!
 
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wait so you are stoked that you gave your friend his 1st hand job that seems pretty homo i mean its one thing to do that and anpther to be really stoked on the fact that your gay i think you need to see a doctor...

/no homo
 
dude im pretty sure you read it wrong...i posted this as a laugh on my buddy.. some girl at the party gave him a handjob and he didnt remember it so i thought it was pretty funny
 
ya dawg get that plastin bottle shit for mad cheap and get just as fucked up. its not like your makin high end drinks lol.

Oh ya i didnt see any chronic in there so it couldnt have been that fun.
 
tis guys a retard or it was a magnum, and plus this guy is so retarded do i giva a fuck some guy i dont know had a fun night?? no and i dout anyone else does
 
Actually i was making fun oh how retarded he is, not about beer. 4 bottles + 30case of beer = my last night, wow. My head still hurts.
 
my last night nine 30 racks (kegs get jacked too easily by cops right now), 5 handles and we had to goto different parties afterward.

boulder is crazy right now.
 
yea man two bottles isnt really shit. I hate to ruin your first experience drinking. And what the fuck were you buying for 40 dollars. gg isnt even that much and thats good shit. come on man use your head. crystal palace $7.00 tops its shitty but it gets the job done and you can get like 6 bottles of that for 40. and you probably are the one that gave him the handjob in the backroom.

dont rag on me for drinking cp either...its actually not to bad for 7 bones. and if you wanna drink with some class you can get it in a glass bottle for like 14.
 
the only way you could pay 40 for vodka is maybe like paying a homeless goy an extra 20, just get five0clock its not like your gonna make good drinks
 
that wasnt really a funny comeback at all and I highly doubt you have ever had belvedere. you probably just searched google for the most expensive vodka you could find
 
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