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tremblantripper

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ok ive got a piss test tomorow for a job, and i smoked on saturday night, but it wasnt much, like .5, but ive been drinking lots fo water and going on the tramp a lot, will I be cool, if not what should i do?

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-Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
 
drink about 100 pounds of water and your set

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you can get some water pills from gnc, those are made for passing drug tests, just take em like an hour b4 and you piss clean for 5 hours

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hmmm. i havent heard this before, oh wait, yes i have there are about 5 other threads about this. but if you want to know my oppinion, yes you are in trouble

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yeah sorry i was too lazy to read like 50 other posts, fucking hell, what if i added a bunch of water to it? ot at least some

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-Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
 
Ummm yeah you are definitely screwed, if you smoked a dime only 5 days ago, I am sure some of it is gone but you will still test positive. I suggest you get a clean friends piss, can't go wrong that way.

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you can not hide it.. you can disgues it with some herbal pill. I forget which..

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yo never know you may pass but the chances are agaist you...if i dont see you on here for a while i will draw to conclusions

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fuck shit shit fuck, damn i really didnt want to hear those responses, fuckin hell, ill just play it off like ross regbliati, I SWEAR TO GOD I ONLY SMELT IT!!!

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-Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
 
d00d go get cranberry juice. lots of it. even if you hate it, it's the best natural cleanser around.

honestly, drink shit tons of it.



'I am going back online. I feel safe there.' - Piot Modrak aka lord_piot

Frostmonkey

 
what if im somehow able to get bleach into it, would that do the trick???

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-Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
 
nah i mean like pour it into it, not drink it

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-Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
 
Just get a friends piss. Then your sure to pass, and I dont think the bleach is a good idea!

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hahaha werd...bleach doesn't sound good to me....um i hear cranberry juice actually works, its like drinking tons of water but better...good luck man

 
no d00d don't add anything to it. Also, those de-tox drinks can sometimes backfire, because some tests test for the shit in the drinks. Your best bet is to exercise, and drink a shit ton of cranberry juice and a lot of water. make yourself piss a LOT!

Also, make sure when you take the piss test that you piss earlier in the day. The most toxins come out in your first piss of the day.



'I am going back online. I feel safe there.' - Piot Modrak aka lord_piot

Frostmonkey

 
haha sorry dude but your fucked...i smoked a week and a half before i had to take a test...i failed but everyone reacts differetly

~Kevin
 
hey, wanna know the fool proof way to be totally clean for any drug test ever....DONT DO DRUGS AND BITCH ABOUT IT, you make the decision..you fry...there's your choice

 
14 shots of vinegar and 1 pint of orange juice... and then just drink lots of water... or you can go buy this stuff called urin luck.. thats what i use.. but my friends do the vinegar and orange juice thing...

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okay...everyone listen to me:

the only way to flush your system that is even slightly reliable and NOT using detox products is cranberry juice.

If you don't believe me go to www.smokedot.org and search for drug tests.



'I am going back online. I feel safe there.' - Piot Modrak aka lord_piot

Frostmonkey

 
yeah i tried that vinegar thing, i only got to like 7 shots and i felt like puking hahahaha, im just gonna do the cranberry thing, cuz thankfully the test has been delayed until a further date, shit this might just give me a break

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-Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
 
Ok here's what you do... I asked my doctor friend: Get a friend to pee into your mouth and then when you go to do the test, you just spit into the cup. Or else, you can drink 1 litre of gasoline. This will destroy the lining of your stomach and nearly everything else inside of you. Should work like a charm! Another idea would be to jerk off into the cup and say you thought it was a sperm test. Or you could ogle the nurse (ALOT) and make her throw you out. Any of these ideas would work.

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bahahahahhaha, yeah i may just do one of those 3

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-Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
 
i guess you are going to do the sperm thing... hahahaha

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-Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
 
build a time machine. go back and not smoke. let me have the time machine to alter history. *high pitched laugh*

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