FUCKED UP MY FACE!!!!!

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yeah so i work at a golf corse and there is one spot where the cart path turns into a bridge at a 90 degree turn....and so i am driving and i come to this turn, and naturally go to slow down before the bridge and the brakes were wet cause it had jsut rained and so they didnt work, and i could turn enough....i go through the side of the bridge, over the edge down a 10 foot drop onto a rock-bedded stream of 2 inches of water and i stumble around and the golf cart which had landed on the bank rolls ontop of me, and the seat hits my head onto a rock...and lemme tell ya dont get in a fight with a rock and try and head butt it cause it wont work. i lost 2 teeth, broke my nose, dislocated my shoulder and have bruises and scratches all over my body.....what a night

i'll post pictures of my teeth in a few

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a good friend will always bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting there next to you saying that was fucking awsome

time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas

 
cool, now you look like me

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you got fucked up, and man the breaks dont stop working cuz its wet you just gotta press on em harder unless your driving a piece of shit cart.

i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
 
all i gotta say is ouch

-COUNTRY MUSIC GIVES YOU HERPES-

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Recipe for making an ass of yourself:

1. Become as gay as possible.

2. Try to fit in.

3. Drink the bong water.

 
by the way i was trapped under the cart for like 5 min, with my head pinned to a rock.....

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a good friend will always bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting there next to you saying that was fucking awsome

time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas

 
take a picture, put it on here... i never got a picture of my skull when you could see it... i was upset afterwards.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
 
my face

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a good friend will always bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting there next to you saying that was fucking awsome

time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas

 
the middle tooth that looks normal is actuall 2 inches back too far

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a good friend will always bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting there next to you saying that was fucking awsome

time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas

 
Fuck, didnt ur mom always warn you about how many people are killed in golf cart accidents every year? For fucks sake, the youth these days.

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thats rough

'its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha' - huckster989

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now, lets see the pictures after the accident.

[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]

I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack

Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack

Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy

Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity

I'm paying a good buck

So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck

When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is

Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
 
Did you at least get pictures of the accident scene?

That sucks.

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fuk YEA! we bruthas now

you can build a thousand bridges, but you suck one dick and your known as a cocksucker.. not a bridge builder.

apE
 
oh yeah, i'll be fine to ski. but when i woke up this morning i found out that thats not the only thing wrong with me, i guess cause of the addrenaline, and initial shock of all of this i actually dislocated my right elbow, and left shoulder....and didnt know it till i woke up screaming last night, cause i rolled over onto it. and since it was all rock i have scratches all over mmy boddy, and i didnt notice those till i got in the shower....thats a painful surprise lemme tell you

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a good friend will always bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting there next to you saying that was fucking awsome

time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas

 
and by the way i need 3, possibly 4 root canals

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a good friend will always bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting there next to you saying that was fucking awsome

time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas

 
i am fine now, i mean really sore, but ii got some fake teeth, the only thing i am worried about is facing my boss.....

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a good friend will always bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting there next to you saying that was fucking awsome

time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas

 
fake teeth suck man. i busted out 2 of my front ones (like a center one and the one beside it) doing a backflip into a pool and i smahsed my face off the edge of the pool...not cool. have fun with that

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dont worry man, i got fake teeth too, fucked em up sledding when i was little. Few root canals later, cant really tell the difference, except their different colors.

i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
 
You really think that your boss will get mad? I mean you have a good reason y u got all fucked up it was wet out in the brakes got wet...If your boss gets mad man he is a fucking asshole....

AkA SlipKnoT888
 
yeah i just talked to him its all cool, and i have as much time as i need to feel better...

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a good friend will always bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting there next to you saying that was fucking awsome

time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas

 
good call

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a good friend will always bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting there next to you saying that was fucking awsome

time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas

 
it's not like anyone will notice your face being fucked up. you weren't the best lookin kid in the first place.

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this doesnt affect his changes at all. ive seen him try his game. its not pretty.

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shitty deal man, i say you sue your golf course!! i hope your getting workers comp.

-getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery-
 
ouch man that sux

we bet this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court... oops.-Skiierman

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yeah i got teeth back, (they are fake for now)and derek thanks...your so supportive, and i love you for that.

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a good friend will always bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting there next to you saying that was fucking awsome

time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas

 
watch out there little buddy, my girl firend had some fake teeth i gues and she fucked em up like three or four times after she had them done. be careful in crowded bars (bottle hits your teeth and they chip), drunk and falling down, pretty much don't get hit in the mouth again

[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]

I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack

Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack

Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy

Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity

I'm paying a good buck

So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck

When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is

Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
 
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