Fuck!, the story of my life

Ski_Instructor_Mike

Ski_Instructor_Mike

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umm chapter 18 - I picked the hot one

I picked the hot one, the one with the awesome personality is gone, fuck me with a hammer... end of chapter.

chapter 19 - how to break up with a hot psycho bitch. (and keep all your eyes/teeth)

-Mike

I just wanna see siamese twins box eachother.
 
throw rocks at her face and knock out her eyes and teeth

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fuck ass shit cunt
 
Uh oh. Big Mistake. Is she that crazy that your afraid to break up with her? lol

-Jason

N D S C represent!
 
1.premiturly egaculate

2.Say u cant get it up

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whoever said progress is a slow process wasn’t talking about me.

I’m a mother fucking P.I.M.P. Plus I got the magic stick

 
i think telling her u cant get it up is more belivible then sex change, but mamby shes stupid

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whoever said progress is a slow process wasn’t talking about me.

I’m a mother fucking P.I.M.P. Plus I got the magic stick

 
THROW

ROCKS

AT

HER

FACE

black_eye.jpg


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fuck ass shit cunt
 
and then say you dont think she is good enough looking for you when she is passed out face down in a pool of her own blood and vomit.

****

fuck ass shit cunt
 
If you don't give two shits about her, give her the old 'It's me, not you. I just wanna be friends.'

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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
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