Fuck relationships!

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hotgarbage

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seriously they are fucking wack. I have been dating this girl for way tooooo long, and she recently just called me and hated on me.

what a fucking bitch.. you know what is worse.. she gave me shit for buying a ski pass, and i work my ass off to pay off the debt I owe her ( i gave her an extra 200 just to shut her up) and she still complains about it.. funny she forgot about going to california on my fucking dime... she gives me all this shit for being bad with money but she is the girl buying 50 dollar pizzas, 5 dollar pastries and fucking scooters.. and she gives me shit for going back to school, and says it aint no fucking big deal.

god damn.

let this be a lesson to all ski bums and bros a like... relationships are fucking wack and stay away from them.. stick with your buddies and the bitch hunt.. it will keep you fresh.... keep your friends close... and dont expect to be in relationship with a women that is reasonable and logical.

 
I know she has the nerve to say the whole relationship was a bad risk or someshit?

what the hell is that.

and this whole time i thought taking off school helped you define a heightened sense of self, and gave you the guidance you needed to return back to school.

so pissed.
 
I couldn't agree more right now. I'm in an LDR and I'm driving 16 hours to pick her up and bring her back for thanksgiving... then last night she tries to tell me i'm being ridiculous because I told her I absolutely don't want/will not meet the guy who I'm pretty sure she cheated on me with. I told her I was going to punch the dude in the fucking face if I saw him. I don't even know right now, I'm so fucking pissed that I can't function... can't sleep, don't want to eat, can't focus on school work. Fuck relationships, you just end up getting hurt.
 
bahahah very true. the way i look at it, if they don't wanna be with you, you don't wanna be with them. and this statement is very well portrayed in your case! TA HELL WITH THA BITTY!
 
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yeah.. and like right after i say i love her and want to spend the rest of my life with her... she has sex with my friend

god mother fucking damn.. good to back in bronia.

 
shit looks like you made a good move. congratulations! i know a couple people who are in relationships for no good reason and its destroying their personality
 
so true personality gets so much more wack. in relationships... i have lost a lot of good men to the succubus. i just had my little brothers funeral the other day.

light candles now.

 
50 dollar pizzas... my girlfriends dad owns a pizza place that sells 50 dollar pizzas, and I get em free. so HA
 
I would freak out on your "friend". No, I would beat the shit out of him if I were you. That's no friend man. About the girl, she was giving you shit for wanting to go to school? Red flag right there. Drop that chick and move on. I'll tell you, I miss being single, being able to hit on any chick I wanted and not have to care.
 
fuck the succubus. I just defeated one recentley myself, drove the stake straight through her (abscense) of a heart.
 
no she was good looking and had a great personality, but like any succubus she was nothing more than a demon spawn sent from hell to steal my soul.

not this bro bitch!

good fucking riddens.

i think they should warn young men in school about the dangers of the succubus.
 
u just gotta incubus her succubis

evil night demon!

its true though, I was with a girl last winter for 7 months.. I called her a succubus because she was obsesessed with sex, and would punch me and storm off if I came first .. loving understanding girlfriend right

biiiaatch
 
I always told myself that when a relationship would not work out as good as I'd like it to be, I'd just end it there. That's what I did recently, and am happy about it.

A bitch won't ever rule on me or tell me what to do. I'll be down with her if it seems ok, but never will she oblige me to do shit if I don't want to.

 
Hurray indeed, more power to you bro.

Recently took that step too, and now Im as deep in poon as I wish I was in pow.

Not complaining though. Just have fun man, dont waste your time with that shit.

Steep and deep before lovey and dovey.
 
holy shit man good choice on the break up... but if some shit like that happened to me i would probably lose it like "me myself and irene" style.... id snap like a dry twig on my buddy (some friend he is) and probably drive the 16hrs just to kill her
 
believe me i wanted to... i think i am the only man to cry at a broncos game... haha thats what i did after she told me... i also broke some shit.
 
dont let her guilt trip you man! what do you have to be guilty about? fuck that! shes the devil-whore who fucked your best mate! i've been in the same position and you just gotta realize its not worth it because once you let her back in she's just ognna fuck your new best mate! fuck that! go find a nice slim bitty and fuck her and you'll ferget all about the old succubus of the past. you'll be good man. i beleive in you!
 
horray in deed, you should have told her about how narrow minded she was and how she should have seen all the things you did for her
 
One night stands is the best thing since peanut butter jelly sandwiches.

But remember, be nice to the girls the day after - point them in the direction of the nearest bus stop.

 
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