Fuck my school

[.Jack_S.]

Now, I lived in a town that's known to have a great school system. Today I got a week of detentions for saying "god bless you" after a kid sneezed. My teacher (who's a huge doucher) called my parents telling them that I was being a big distraction to the class even though the other kids just thought nothing of it.......say what you will but I just thought id share this with youa

 

[JeremyClarkson]

did you scream it out in a douchey sarcastic kind of way?

 

[dubaiski]

sounds gay, how old are you?

Complain about that, didnt your parents say anything?

 

[skijunkiedtm]

You have got to be kidding me, there must be more to the story.

 

[LMP]

that sux dude, did u meet with the principle to try and get out of it, cuz thats bull shit

 

[.Jack_S.]

^^^ there isn't. More to the story my teacher is a dick ever sinse he got in trouble with the school board...and I just said god bless you in a soft voice it was non douche

 

[Commonwealth]

Sixth grade was a troublesome year for me, as well. You'll get through it my friend - keep your head up!

 

[.Jack_S.]

Ha I'm in. 8th grade btw

 

[Zent33zy]

well your not in highschool so nothing matters at all

just make sure you dont fail haha

 

[dubaiski]

good advice

also just be really good for a couple weeks so your teacher will either become nice to you or next time you do something bad he wont have any ammo in an argument.

 

[.Jack_S.]

Ok that's what I was thinkin

 

[dubaiski]

yea and if there isnt another argument you will still have a beter report to show your rents.

 

[soulskier]

i'm seeing a civil rights lawsuit

 

[neutralzombie]

this made me think of the vargas family guy episode, where peter and lois compete to be school board president...

 

[Mr.Feeny]

well from what youve told us, if you're not leaving out part of the story, you can't get in trouble for saying god bless you unless "it directly disrupts the learning environment." we did a whole unit on first amendment rights and shit in my law class, and if its a big enough deal, you can get them in trouble

 

[.Asain-Skiier]

Well I got a detention for looking at kid.

got to copy the dictionary. But on the up side I had eye sex with her because she is super hot.

 

[rach]

rebel rebel

 

[Abc567def]

well since the teacher doesn't like you saying "god bless you" when someone sneezes next time someone does it just shout out "FUCK YOU ALL TO HELL!". fool proof plan trust me

 

[Relish_man]

go skiing

 

[JakeAssBeatClap]

hahahah i lold so hard i bet he did

 

[prontocuts.com]

Call up bill o'reilly and tell him, hell flip

 

[asapCferg]

the story does seem a bit vague. but if it is the real deal then that sucks and you definetly should talk to someone about the situation

 

[Dirty_Griddle]

is your teacher jewish?

 

[seemeski]

No, his pantie bunch does not need to get any bigger.

 

[Dirty_Griddle]

^ good call next thing you know glen beck would have an exclusive on this

 

[ReetsAdeets]

Try this if all else fails.

 

[Fucktown]

Yes... because talking about "god" is offensive to Jewish people....? You're an idiot.

 

[.jesus.]

it is next time say yahwe bless you and your set

 

[Dirty_Griddle]

ahahahahahah your a noob