Fuck gyms.

I'm a gymnast too.

Parkour kids always come into my gym and I HATE them with a passion. It's because they don't have any courtesy and don't know the rules of the gym. They love doing flips in the pit and just jump in without even thinking or without looking while I'm on the bars over the pit. I have hit and landed on a few and I don't feel sorry at all. It's dangerous too because if I am in the middle of a giant and I kick you I lose my momentum and peel off the bar then I get hurt. You take turns in the pit even if it looks like there is room for two people to go at the same time there isn't, and they don't know me and don't know where I fall. And they come too close to me when I'm doing stuff all the time. I need space at the gym and they don't understand that and it messes me up when I'm on the beam and they just walk by right arms length away in the middle of my routine. 1st it's dangerous because I might mess up and fall on you or kick you, 2nd I'm concentrating and when I see you out of the corner of my eye it psychs me out because I don't want to hit you and I was concentrating. Also most of them don't know how to properly use our equipment and put the good mats in the pit or fold them wrong, thanks now you just ruined a good mat because its bent. Assholes. And they are loud and I like a quiet gym.

/rant.
 
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You can't jump on the tramps safely, so they sat you out. That's how it works, why are you so upset? Learn to go straight up and down first, then work on cork 7. Your feet should leave and enter the square every jump.
 
It drive me crazy when I see some kid just jump on there and try to whip something out without warming up or doing some kind of drills for it. Don't do that. You don't know how to properly land or how to fall correctly and then I will laugh when you break your neck because you were being stupid.
 
From what I have read you seem like an aspiring elitist and a bit of a narcissist, you are training for Gymnastics to land a routine in front of judges at an amateur level... The other kids are trying to have fun, at least tell them what they are doing wrong, don't think you are above that because your aren't, you are, in essence, performing little more than tricks of the body that are of no more importance to society than a child playing in a sand pit...
 
Um, your reply is hardly related to her posts at all. She's discussing how people unfamiliar with the gyms are both unsafe for all those present, and how they are discourteous because they don't understand gym etiquette. It's the participants responsibility to make sure they aren't being unsafe, not the other people training. If someone flew off their trampoline, landed on mine/hit me/hit someone else/etc., I would be extremely upset. Especially if they were the reason I incurred a season ender.

From what I've read you seem like you are incapable of pitching into this conversation. Get real.
 
Really? I wouldn't. It could have just been an honest mistake, you wouldn't want somone shitting on you for accidentally screwing up. People are too serious these days. Everyone just needs to chill out and have fun. I understand safety is key, but at the end, why else would you be risking safety jumping on a tramp if you didn't find it fun?
to the gym girl, i think us non-gymnasts feel a mutual hate for those who think they're better, just because you're there more often. just tell the kids what they did wrong, and you might even make a friend. The girls at the gym i go to love me and my friends, but we are respesctful.
 
Gyms are gay. All our gym is used for is fucking 3 year old birthday parties. They wont even let us use the tramps when gymnasts aren't there. Its bullshit. Its at a YMCA, if that makes any difference. You pay for the facilities, you should be able to use all of them.
 
holy shit, at my gym thees enough space for everyone and everyone takes turns and gets along and the supervisors also give you tips for tricks and everything

/claim??
 
okay since u seem to know gym kinda well. i used to do tnt at my gym. and i did it because i wanted better air awareness and more control over my flips (sure there arent corks and mistys in gym, but i can still do them and probably have alot more control over them.) anyways i never stretched and it eventually lead to me having to quit tnt and skiing because i ruined my knee. but in terms of landing, most the kids there can get close enough to landing a trick that they wont fall on their neck
 
yeah i had an incident happen with me to. we had about 4 tramps going into one huge foampit, i went to throw a dub cork 9 and on my second cork i notice the 17 year old fag that works there, jump in DIRECTLY where i was gunna land. So i came down a second later right on top of him. He kicks me out for "being incredibly dangerous" and "not looking where i was jumping" where HE was the one who jumped under me, AFTER i jumped. Like the people that work there thing they're the shit and can do whatever. /rant
 
so theres that guy who really wants to lose weight so he goes to a gym,

the guy at the counter tells him , very well , we're going to give you the shock treatement ,

100$ 200$ or 1000$ ?

the guy is kind of a cheapo and thinks , what can really be the diference , plus i dont really want to work that hard.. so he says : 100$ will be my price

they bring him to a room with a really good looking chick and they say, she's all yours , bang her brains out .come back every day of the week for one week

after that week the guy notices a slight change in his health so he wants more

goes back to the gym and asks for the 200$ shock treatement

same thing they bring him to a room with 2super hot chick,

they're all yours , bang their brains out ! come back every day of the week for 1 week

after that week the guy is hooked he goes for the 200$ for like 3 weeks than he thinks,

man , i really need to try that 1000$ treatement , so he goes to the gym asks for the 1000$

treatement ,

the cashier smiles and says : verry well follow me,

he brings him to a different room, this one is super big with a lot of place ;

kindof a really big gymnasium , the guy wondering where all the chix are says :

wait , what am i suppose to do ? the cashier smiles, says you'll see and close shut and locks the door ,

a 250 pounds muscular black guy comes in naked and says , :

Hi , im Tyrone !
 
It's all for insurance reasons. People without specific training and supervision impose a huge safety riks that is not covered by the gyms insurance unless they get specific more expensive insurance to cover open sessions on equipment that is not usually financially viable for a small gym.
 
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