Fuck bitches

[easy.steezy]

This is the very last time I EVER watch a skiing movie with a chick. She said she didn't care what movie we watched, she just wanted to cuddle. Well, I chose eye trip cause I thought it'd give her the best gist of what's skiing like, and it was the only movie on my xbox. Well, now everytime I watch a skiing movie I think of her, that FUCKING SLUT. Seriously, I never thought somebody could fuck up that for me, I didn't think it was possible. /rant

 

[Ski_Alot]

inb4 cool story bro

 

[thebeesknees]

bitches aint shit

 

[michelle]

but hoes and tricks

 

[theJones]

it's a good movie.. real good movie

 

[easy.steezy]

and now i can't enjoy it without thinking her of beating the shit out of the guy she's with now.

 

[theJones]

that's life, you will find a better girl, and there will be a better movie

 

[REVIVALz]

you sound mad. Have you ever thought of killing her for doing such a wrong upon you?

 

[GayWolf420]

You know I know you're gay?

 

[Blurst]

You should kill her new boyfriend, it would be a good life choice.

 

[easy.steezy]

please, share.

 

[REVIVALz]

.

 

[GayWolf420]

You disregarded a chance to take a slampiece to poundtown for a movie.

 

[Childstar.]

lick on these nuts and suck my dick...oh wait, i think i took it too far

 

[binturong-qwerty]

serious question:is there double jeopardy in Europe?

 

[Steezyiott]

you shouldve just paused it and said that if you dont appreciate it then bend over

 

[binturong-qwerty]

wrong threadalso:

"get the fuck out after you're done, then I hops in my ride for a quick run"

 

[easy.steezy]

1: only good movie in the theaters at the time was planet of the apes, and we already saw it

2: she was on her period

3: her blowjobs suck, no pun intended, but they were bad

4: cuddling=more sex when she's off her period

 

[802Valley]

hahahaha that blows

 

[bustinthejus]

Hah, and did it lead to more sex after her period? Oh wait, sounds more like she just ditched you to go have sex with someone else. Congratz, you made yourself her cuddlebitch.

 

[easy.steezy]

no, the period is irrelevant to us breaking up. she wanted a "break" to sort things out. well, apparently a break in slut language means spread your legs wide and let all in. fucking skank.

 

[J.M]

lol theron

 

[7-3instacall]

hahaha dude i got so much shit like that now, you'll get out of it

 

[easy.steezy]

i know this won't last forever, but it's irritating. cause i wanna enjoy my ski movies RIGHT NOW, NOT IN 5 MONTHS GODDAMMIT.

 

[penguin_steeze]

lol

 

[michelle]

No such thing as too far

 

[Oldmann1584]

hah whenever i bring bitches over i always try to get them to watch skiing movies

 

[TechnoPotamus]

showed that bitch a ski movie. bitches love ski movies.

 

[Huck_Norris]

*sigh* don't be mad at him, he's just another dude trying to get a nut- just like you.

If she fucked you over, your issue should be with her. In a wierd way, you kinda owe this guy for being the reason for her showing you she's not worthy before you invested more. So the next time you see them, even if you do hate him- buy him a beer and thank him. It will blow both of their minds I promise.

So don't beat him up, beat your penis up using another girl's face/body. If you dwell on shit you can't control, it'll eat you up man. Just take a deep breath, say "thank God I didn't invest more in this bitch" and do whatever makes you happy. Go party, hang with friends and just do you.

Bust of luck and don't let a sneaky ho beat you by getting you down. Show that bitch and go have yourself a good time, cuz you're free from that stress and responsibility now. Try to enjoy that even if it sems like bullshit right now.

 

[qbehr]

so your gay?

 

[Ski_the_east01]

oh the problems on a 16 year old boy...

 

[.RYAN66]

Well hi there..................does this rag smell like chloroform?

 

[Mr.Gaga]

I feel you my man.

 

[ContaminatedBeef]

but... but... it was EYE TRIP!

 

[EvanMeyer]

girls are ignorant cunts

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

you didnt know that before?

 

[TheRod]

acquire sufficient funds

 

[easy.steezy]

+k for a pretty damn good response. i'm not saying this is like a huge deal, i just needed to vent and i figured posting this in nsg would get some funny/good replies.

 

[Mr.Turtle]

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[rogue*dame]

cool story bro. tell it again. not.

 

[B.Aussie]

Just curious what did you expect from the break? Isn't it normal for people to sleep with other people in a break?

 

[2_fadez]

I found ski movies the best to bang to. You get all stoked for like the first 30 minutes, then you get bored and fuck your girl for the second half. Win Win

 

[pat_in_the_hat]

One day you will realize that the main intention for a woman is to hurt you. They are more worthless then a Jimmy on a dildo