Fuck Aluminium

[RoofDaRoofieDogg]

Walking home some guy bumps into me and instantly starts chatting shit to my face about aluminium being the best metal. I tried to stay calm and explained to him that iron was actually the best metal, but he wouldn't take a hint. He started throwing around words like 'rust' and I lost it. Punched him right in his aluminium loving face. I hate aluminium so much.

 

[Anathema]

pretty sure adamantium is the best metal. shit is like indestructible man.

 

[RoofDaRoofieDogg]

Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens.

 

[catsRjerks]

Maybe he didn't take the hint cause he was "attracted" to you.. You can thank iron for that

 

[Bart.Man]

ALright. I'm FEd up with this debate. A bit IRONic, that such an elementary topic would start such in depth hostility.

 

[squibble]

Aluminum is too 'new age' for me. I prefer old things. I like rust because it tastes like blood, and it reminds me of how strong my muscles are. This is intelligent.

 

[Dr.Dealgood]

Anathema would destroy you. He is made of liquid metal like the T-1000.

 

[eheath]

definitely isn't fun to ski on

 

[catsRjerks]

Iron edges. You'd stick to every rail, you'd never wash out

 

[Theskiingguy]

I think runite is actually the best metal..

 

[ChrisSkisChronic]

Fuck aluminum?

As a machinist, fuck you.

 

[humpty]

This, aluminum is one of the easiest metals to machine you can take like 50 thou off and not have a problem

 

[Benson.]

It's spelled aluminum you fucking canucks. 'Murica

 

[corona]

if you're having a problem taking 50 thou off any metal you shouldn't be anywhere near a machine shop.

 

[Huck_Norris]

As a welder, fuck you.

 

[kevmac]

never thought someone could be so mad at an element

 

[no_steeze]

It is one of the top 5 least comfortable metals to have sex with

 

[Barefootin_Fiend]

one of my homies is from Australia and he crack me up with how he pronounces aluminum....

al-loo-mini-um

 

[El_Barto.]

As a barista, fuck all yous

 

[smooter]

motherfuckin dolomite

 

[Blurst]

As a tree, fuck the world.

 

[CaptainObvious.]

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[Byron_tha_gr8]

As a cat, fuck the internet

 

[Barefootin_Fiend]

As the internet, fuck the library.

 

[JAHBRADOR]

That IS how you say it.

 

[Barefootin_Fiend]

LIES! Aluminum...a-loo-min-um.....

 

[theabortionator]

I've heard that from "respectable people". I don't get it. The word isn't spelled like that no matter how sweet your version of pronouncing words is.

 

[Huck_Norris]

Only if you can't read.

 

[theabortionator]

I'll save you the trouble and tell you there is no Ivan.

Also as a mother, fuck you

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

Fuck iron. Most worthless metal nowadays. What is this the 1800's? The only thing iron is good for is combining with other metals to make a superior product. But, fuck aluminium aswell. Very weak metal, DOESNT RUST, but thats all it really has to offer. I'm more of a cobalt/titanium guy.

 

[JAHBRADOR]

So what did you do to that last "i"? Just forget about it or something?

 

[maximiliaan]

uuuuuuuh rune is the best metal....

 

[Benson.]

Yeah, because it doesn't exist, just like the "u" in color.

 

[JAHBRADOR]

 

[Benson.]

'Murica bitch

 

[Barefootin_Fiend]

 

[Mag]

no u stupid fuk nerd idiot

 

[humpty]

im a newb man ive only been in it for like 8 months

 

[yuck]

cobalt-chrome!

cobalt-chrome!

cobalt-chrome!

representin those oxidized alloys all inert all up in yo body

 

[Byron_tha_gr8]

I like cesium. Dip that shit in water

 

[Z-Juice]

If you're posting on a mac, chances are it's made out of aluminum.

 

[JAHBRADOR]

Shut up you fucking men liker.

 

[KingTaco]

iron is pretty chill because you can make steel

 

[1337]

I was going to say this was quite a funny thread, bummer to see its not some OC

 

[Miomo]

Aluminum*

 

[Mr.Sloth]

Steel is real, fuck you road biker fucks

 

[Huck_Norris]

Word. I make mine in the bathtub. It's pretty chill.