Yeah and a guy wearing a wig, makeup and a red nose can gang bang perfect 10 models all night long but that doesn't make him any less of a clown.
You fucking blew it. How'd you get that job anyways? Is that not an appropriate story for kids under the age of 18 or to those sensitive to the description of homoerotic actions?
The only acceptable excuse for your terrible representation of the ski world is that you were blackout drunk or at an equal state of mental capacity.
Have fun tonight, Uncle E, because you sure as hell did not earn it.