Frontside Ollie

Mike-O

Mike-O

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Meet Robin, Finland's answer to Justin Bieber. Singing about hanging out at the skatehall with his tween buddies when a girl suddenly does a perfect frontside ollie.

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I have no idea why. Could de-throne Rebecca Black here.

Chorus:

"I can't believe my eyes/

when that girl really did it/

a perfect/

FRONTSIDE OLLIEEEEE

I was left in a supporting role/

when she surprisingly popped/

a perfect/

FRONTSIDE OLLIIEEEEEEEEEEEE"
 
why, you saw his face, therefore eliminating any visions you had when you checked him out from behind
 
What the hell is a frontside ollie? Wouldn't that just be like calling it a frontside bunnyhop in BMX? Or is he talking about like a frontside air in a miniramp. I didn't watch the video, btw.
 
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I see your Finnish Robin and raise you the Belgian Ian Thomas, the breaker of many 12y old hearts ....

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i'd translate the lyrics for you guys but it just feels too awkward ....
 
So if theres bieber fever...would it stand to reason that there is thomas tetanus? or robin rabies?
 
Seriously, go to hell man! Thanks yo you I have "Doo-be-doo-be doooo, frontside ollie!" stuck in my head. The only thing worse than having a shitty song stuck in your head is not knowing the words to it.
 


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whats with finnish music videos and all their skateboarding & bright flashing lights?

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I think the amount of hairspray and gel it takes to form that Bieber hair actually protects from more damage than a helmet.
 
truth be told

and what about these guys

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and one of my fav bands ever.

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Finland is not Scandinavian though.

We're just a Nordic country, and belong in the Ugric languages, not the Germanic ones.
 
Bit of relevant trolling concerning the shittiest (and most popular) TV show in Finland. In the show, Finnish actors have created some shitty one-off characters and the audience votes one of them off every week. This time however, Finnish chan boards decided to vote the ultimate shittiest character to win the whole thing, and there is controversy that the vote was "manipulated" this way.

When a paper ran the news with a poll alongside, the chans striked again and lulz ensued.

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I left the other text in Finnish just because.
 
I listened the whole shit at morning, and when a girl in my school started singing the song, i wanted to kill my self.
 
NS, prepare to have your mind blown... Robin, Finland's Bieber, is also a skier.

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Frontflippin' and Final Countdownin' all the way.
 
I'm happy for him though, kid is gonna be knee deep in pussy and he might grow up to be a respectable singer after this tweenwave shit dies down.
 
wow they are going to be really embarrassed when they found out they made a full song about a trick that doesnt exist!
 
In Finnish we usually just call it frontti ollie, backi ollie. It's easier to say than frontti satanen, frontti satakasikyt for example. This isn't a "lol does not exist" kind of deal.
 
^^true, finish is actually a binary languages, they only know two words, Herp and Derp...

(only recently their vocabulary has been expanded, now it includes herp, derp and frontside ollie ...)
 
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