Friendzoned?

Balbertt

Balbertt

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Bored as hell? post your friendzoned story here! this thread is meant to be funny, trolls wanted!
 
just secks her real good so she tells girl #1 about how awesome it was and then she'll want your D. win/win
 
I got friendzoned after i thought the fellow blew me off. I sent him a message asking him to tell me if he wanted to break things off.

He took that as me blowing up. Then sent a message that said something to the effect of "welcome to the friendzone."

It can happen to girls too. Here's to another 2 years of singledom!
 
I went on a date with this girl and she seemed super into in and was grabbing at my hand and everything and the day after a date I woke up to the text "Maybe we should stay friends"
 
this is more of a painful story so ill make it short. was hooking up with this girl and she just stops and says "i think we should just be friends" i say no and she kicks me in the dick. she is still mad at me lol
 
This girl that was really attractive told me she had a crush on me, and all my friends were super excited for me. She texted me that she wanted to hang out, and I said no (I was busy). Then I texted her later just saying the usual, "Hey :)" apparently that was just too creepy. And just like that it was over.
 
dated a girl for 3 months she broke up with me and said i look at you more of a friend and i just wanna be your best friend.

 
girl and I had a nice thang going... but she had all these other dudes that she had friendzoned. Thought I had won... she and I be chilling on my birthday and we skype later that night... "just friends" she says... rough times
 
This one time I was friendzoned for a year and then I wasn't friendzoned anymore and she wanted the D so we went out and then I was a terrible boyfriend and we broke up and now she hates me.

(yes that post was intentionally written in the style of roddy116)
 
Last semester I met this chick from Arkansas in my calc 1 class. She ran cross country and was freakin hot. We would study and do homework and stuff and her roommates always joked around about her friendzoning guys but for some reason I thought I had a chance. As we were studying for the final, some guy from the baseball team came over, she pretty much ignored me and studying, and then told me she was ready for the final an they went back to her bedroom as I was getting ready to leave
 
In the basement alone with this girl on the couch. Make a move and get totally denied.

I spent the rest of that night petting her cat.
 
Yeaahh, long story short I had to take yoga because of my schedule for a PE credit, I liked this girl in the class and we ended up hanging out one time and afterwards her friend told me she thought I was gay, sooo basically the worst type of friend zone you can get..Oh well, I have a good laugh about it now :P
 
it may be difficult, but orchestrate a threesome after a few hookups with the other chick. if you're a stud, she'll have no choice but to accept.
 
You know you got friend zoned when she say's "You should date blah blah because she's so pretty and nice." Bitch fuck you and your friend. This has happened twice. It makes it especially worse when you ACTUALLY had a thing.
 
Ohh there was one girl last year, we would talk on the phone, blah blah I came over ALL the time, studied, chilled, did whatever. Yeah, ends up saying, "oh I just want to be friends, you're one of the best guys I know and could date anybody!" Well thats obviously one of the most dumbfuck comments ever, because I wanted to date you and obviously I couldn't. Anywho, I said no, I dont want to be friends, didnt talk to her for like 7 months. She ends up randomly texting me, saying ohhh i really want to be friends blah blah, and im like sure whatever. Up to the same old shit again, flirting like none other and wants to study all the time(Shes dumb as a sack of hammers, and needs my help to even pass her classes) I say no 90% of the time and aint falling for this shit, but decided to use it in the opposite direction this time. I act like Im really into it, and I get her to buy me shit. So far I've gotten 3 pizzas and a bottle of crown royal out of the whole deal. Not too shabby.
 
How old are you? Most young girls can get very insecure and she probably expected you to reply with "I'm thinking of someone way cuter.."
 
Oh she was serious, I asked her why she was suggesting that and she dropped the "We should stay friends like before..." bomb. But I'm 17 and she's 18.
 
I'll keep it short because I could write a whole standup routine with the material this one gave me.

There's a girl I met at my hill who snowboards and I talked to her on and off for a bit, then started talking to her against and she seemed in to it, asked me to go visit her at work and all this after I hadn't seen her for a while, so then we went the movies and whatnot, and opening weekend I was making a trip to the mountains, and she asks if she can come and tells me to book a room with one bed if it's cheaper. Long story short she can't find her goggles the second day, rips apart my car and finds a box of jimmies in the glovebox and loses it and hasn't talked to me since.

Oh and now she dates one of my friend's good friends so she's always around.
 
no self respecting man sends a girl a "hey :)" text.

I think the only time i got friend zoned was in 6th grade. but i also weighed what i do now and was about a foot shorter with a mullet.
 
I don't see why someone would get mad about finding domes in your glovebox.

it's not like finding flavoured lube or something
 
This one time I had a set of triplets in my class, I managed to be friendzoned by each of them...point being, if you dont stunt hard the first time, there is no way an orgy is gonna happen. lol friendzone blows
 
told a girl i was into her in front of all my buddies and she responded "awww unfortunately i only see you as a friend"
 
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