friends cock is on the line

NH_LiNe

NH_LiNe

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hahaha so my friend isnt to swell with girls, anyways he started seeing this hot girl and after a week he got some balls and asked her out, so a little bit ago i found out has herpes!!! so hes all happy goin out with this decent lookin girl... how should i put it to him that she has herpes and his dicks gunna look like cottage cheese if he fucks her

Member of the, 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl Club'

 
hahahahahhahaha oh man, thats too bad for him

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send him this thread

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

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you should kill the girl for not telling him! and then tell ur friend to get tested

(tom)
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Life is tough. Its tougher when you're stupid

my school mates always said that they would fuck anything that could walk. i never saw why i had to limit myself.
 
Let him do it. Its going to happen eventually, better sooner than later.

i dont really have a life, but i am lazy. and i got sick of weeding through all you peoples shit cause... basically im smarter than you.
- Crystal-Needs-a-Park
 
well that was smart of him. i hope his penis shrivels up and falls off.

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I ski therefore I am

 
nah hes cool shit weve been friends for a while, he always gets his uncle to buy me booze and shit, we play poker ever couple weeks and so on

im tryin to think about how i'll tell him cuz hes ramblin on about how great she is and blah blah blah

i think im just gunna go 'Dan shes got herpes and your cocks gunna end up lookin like colliflower, heard it from all the chearleaders and its suppose to be very true'

maybe i'll even print a picture of what herpes looks like for him haha

Member of the, 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl Club'

 
Tel him, I would kill my friend's if they knew and didnt tell me. I dont date slutty chick's though.

Just dip your dong in paint and smack your helmet with it.
 
visuals make more of an impact... if you show him a pic of what could happen i'm sure he'll be thanking you.

 
dont say anything and hopefully he eats her out

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
hahaha dude, fucking tell him straight up

'Ever been hit in the head with a golf ball?'

-JF Cusson, making the argument that golf is an extreme sport

 
Such a hard debate. Depends how hot she is really. Tell him to get some saran wrap for his balls.

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^^ what the fuck is saran wrapping his balls gonna be do to prevent herpes??? you fucken moron

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
how do you know she has herpes, she give it to you, cause i wouldnt beleive everything you hear, i remember rumors like that all the time in high school that never ended up having any basis

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Pat

'The deep south? Isn't that the place where the black people are lazy and the white people are just as lazy, but they are mad at the black people for being lazy?'
 
haha i told him, took the easy way out on instant messenger, he responds with 'thats so not true, who started that rumour'

so i told him the cheerleaders told me all about it, he still doesnt believe me so i dont give a fuck now, i just said if you go down on her and you see bubbley sores all over her pusss then run like hell

Member of the, 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl Club'

 
i thought it was a rumour until they went into detail about her physical and how they know its true

Member of the, 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl Club'

 
that is so fricking stupid. 'the cheerleaders told me' blah blah blah. what a bunch of stupi dbullshit. it probably isn't even true, you just want to break your friend up with this girl becasue secretly you are in love with him. frickin high school shit

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ba-dum-ching!
 
i remeber most cheerleaders being dumb bitches and usually starting rumors like that cause thats what petty bitches like that do, i guess its possible but i wouldnt be so sure

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Pat

'The deep south? Isn't that the place where the black people are lazy and the white people are just as lazy, but they are mad at the black people for being lazy?'
 
sweeet this is turning into a soap opera now

Member of the, 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl Club'

 
get one massive condom that covers everything that comes in contact with her nasty cunt

If it aint Gorilla it aint Steeze
 
it most definitely is fake. those cheeleaders must be jealous of her so they make up rumors. i bet THEY have herpes because they have group cheerleader sex and spread it around to one another

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triple it triple it trip-le-it 1! brrrrrrr cha cha cha cha cha cha cha

ba-dum-ching!
 
thats a tough one. idk what i would do, maybe its false, u shoudl ask the girl

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lol read the top guys im not the one dating the girl i dont need to use a condom

Member of the, 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl Club'

 
quit being a bitch and get down there and lick them better like a real man would

' yes wiener you are the coolest, sexiest piece of man meat ever to walk this planet' Jeff Schmuck ahahahah

 
man fucking tell your friend... i would think you were the best friend in the world if you kept me from getting herpes

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
tell him to date one of the cheerleaders instead, which must be way hotter.

Gravity sucks

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The drunk speeds through the stop sign and the stoner waits for it to turn green
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send him some cauliflower

Rubber Ducky steeze, awwwwww!

sorry boys, there was no pro hoeing-skibrdingbtch

However, they are little bitches that haven't even heard of metal edged skis or the clitoris-twintipteles

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send him some cauliflower

Rubber Ducky steeze, awwwwww!

sorry boys, there was no pro hoeing-skibrdingbtch

However, they are little bitches that haven't even heard of metal edged skis or the clitoris-twintipteles

Mint Tea Addict
 
Tell him the truth and if he doesn't believe you than tell him to get her tested and if he hates you after that... well then... let him find out for himself.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

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lol he is datin a cheerleader because the girls is a chearleader thats why they know because they pick her ass up, get changed together etc.

Member of the, 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl Club'

 
shed be stupid to let him do shit on her if she knew she had herpes

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
im actually pretty sure tthat if you knowingly transmit an std you can be held liable, im not sure for what kind of prosecution or penalty, but there are some health regulations

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Pat

'The deep south? Isn't that the place where the black people are lazy and the white people are just as lazy, but they are mad at the black people for being lazy?'
 
my friend got herps on her lips once and we all made fun of her, but some how she doesn't know how she got them....ahhh lies all lies!

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yea i know a guy who has herpes on his moulth too but i dont think he sucks cock. he's too busy playing warcraft 3

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oral herpes is common. you can get it from kissing, sharing a drink, etc. and condoms dont protect against herpes.

Derek
 
This is me trying to be funny but failing:

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'I've been so unlucky today. Honestly, if it was raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a 12 inch dick. God is angry with me.'
-Anathema

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'girls are cruel and unusual, like pouring acid into a cat's ear'
-NoTeefa
 
hands up if your girlfriend doesnt have herpes.

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'i have like 2000 black enemies. theyre indestructible.' - Crystal-needs-a-park
 
i wouldnt say anything. if he fucks her and gets the herp, act like you didnt know. hell probably get freaked out when he sees her beaver covered with nasty crusty shit haha. just let him find out for himself.

-sean
 
1. Yes, you can get herpes even when using a condom.

2. Even if she does have herpes (I wouldn't trust anything a cheerleader says, ever) he can't contract it unless she's got open sores when they have sex or he doesn't use a condom. Despite the fact that it's a permanent virus, in a lot of cases it's really not that bad- many people will only have one or a few breakouts and then never have them again, although they'll still be carriers for life.

Anyway, in conclusion, don't talk about shit you don't know about, and seriously, don't fuck around with shit like this.

'Skiing is so sick... I don't even understand how cool it is.'
- Luke Waldo, after watching WSKI106
 
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