Friend Bet me...Sex...

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fahrvergcougar

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Friend bet me that i will have had sex by the time i am 40. Anyone else think that won't? Or am i the only one?? Or do you even think that it is even possible???

P.S. I have never had a girlfriend, hence i have never kissed a girl, and i am 18 years old...

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
dude dont worry youll win that bet for sure, i bet you ya will befor your 40, come on dude

GET UP FROM YOU COMPUTORS AND CATCH SOME AIR, GRIND A FEW RAILS, RIDE A PIPE OR JUST DO A FEW RUNS WITH YOUR FRIENDS.
 
darlin, its called booze.

trust me on this one.

'When I was 3 or 4 or 5, I got kicked out of school in Denmark when they relized I didn't speak Danish. Then the sadists I lived with put me to work on a pig farm. Later, I was to get bit by a monkey in Bali and lost in Thailand.'
 
i've kissed a girl, but i havent gone out with a chick for i think 8 years its been.

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-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman
 
i think that you all missunderstood me. I bet him 2000 dollars that i will not have sex by the time that i am 40...i could easily have sex...oh yeah and it doesnt count if i get raped..

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
what happens if youre with some hot girl, and she wants that cock so bad. would you do her and pay up?

If your life's ambition is beyond managing a McDonalds, I'd say you're aiming high.-J.D._May

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I heard that Line is
 
I dont want sex...ever!!!

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
thats bullshit. there is no way you can fuck your hand for the rest of youre life

If your life's ambition is beyond managing a McDonalds, I'd say you're aiming high.-J.D._May

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I heard that Line is
 
wow...

'...Smoking's bad, smoking killed my dad. Yeah, he was driving down the highway one day and as he was lighting his cigarette, it blew out the window. So he jumps out the door to save it, and ran himself over. Uh, you mind if I smoke?' -Olie Ollaussen,
 
sure there is...become a monk, and this is total and complete abstinence

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
would you at least slip a chick the stinkfinger?

If your life's ambition is beyond managing a McDonalds, I'd say you're aiming high.-J.D._May

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I heard that Line is
 
one for the pink, two for the stink?

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Kitting is so progressional.
 
well, any ammount of fingers in the stink

If your life's ambition is beyond managing a McDonalds, I'd say you're aiming high.-J.D._May

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I heard that Line is
 
no i would not. If i ever got involved with a girl there would be no kind of sexual gratification whatsoever. She would be more like a life partner than anything.

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
this is complete bullshit, there is no way you will follow through with it. you will find a super hot virgin with the tightest ass and pussy you ever seen (or haent seen in your case) and you will not pass it up.

If your life's ambition is beyond managing a McDonalds, I'd say you're aiming high.-J.D._May

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I heard that Line is
 
^^^Would you like to get in on the bet too???

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
and to the person who said BOOZE, i will never touch an ounce of alcohol.

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
give me a fucking brake dude , you mean to tell me that if your with a chick and your dick is as hard as a rock, throbing and about to explose you wont have sex with her, dude if that was me id dump you so quick you wouldnt know what the fuck happened

'It stirs up envy,fame does.People.. feel fame gives them some kind of privilege to walk up to you and say anything to you-and it won't hurt your feelings-like it's happening to your clothing.I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
 
^I really do not want a girlfriend, ever. Even a one nighter fling. I am not like that. I just don't see me ever being with a girl.

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
And no, I am not gay.

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
and another thing, i would never put myself in the situation where my "dick is as hard as a rock, throbing and about to explose"

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
how old are you?????????????????????? if ur still in HS then bahaha good luck..and i aint bettin, ur will change i know it, no sex till 40 is a complete bullshit

- Nic
 
how can i be gay if i don't want sex??? ^and i am 18.

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
And i want to know why you all think that it is complete bullshit??

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
for sure, gay as ky jell, "oh he must be jellin"

'It stirs up envy,fame does.People.. feel fame gives them some kind of privilege to walk up to you and say anything to you-and it won't hurt your feelings-like it's happening to your clothing.I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
 
yeah...I'm calling bullshit on this whole thing. It's just not physically possible for any 18 year old guy to have no desire to be with a girl.

A bad day skiing is better than a great day doing anything else
 
I hope your realise that by the time your are 40 $2000 will be wort diddly shit. I think this is a good bet to lose, trust me on this one.

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you tellem lebbo, lose the bet dude

'It stirs up envy,fame does.People.. feel fame gives them some kind of privilege to walk up to you and say anything to you-and it won't hurt your feelings-like it's happening to your clothing.I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
 
2000$ is 2000$, and why is it hard to believe that an 18 year old boy doesnt want to have a sexual relationship of any kind??? I don't get you people.

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
Not to mention the fact that by the time you're 40, the odds that this other guy is even going to remember this bet are slim to none. Seriously, what are you planning on saying to this guy to get him to pay up? "Hey remember me, we made a bet 22 years ago that I'd be able to make it to 40 without getting laid. Well guess what, you owe me $2000."

A bad day skiing is better than a great day doing anything else
 
One of my favorite quotes of all time: "The most exciting thing is not doing it. If you fall in love with someone and never do it, it's much more exciting!"

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
So when is someone a loser just because they don't want sex??? There is nothing wrong with this.

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
uh? ok now ur getting weird, ist just physically not possible, i know it, WE all know it, that you cant keep ur virginity (sp?) till 40...sounds like ur gay man

- Nic
 
HOW IS IT GAY IF I DO NOT WANT SEX AT ALL!?!!!?!?!

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
^ya think of the future, children dude we have to produce our next generation if we want to have little freeskier on the mountains of the world

'It stirs up envy,fame does.People.. feel fame gives them some kind of privilege to walk up to you and say anything to you-and it won't hurt your feelings-like it's happening to your clothing.I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
 
I could never have children. I could never force the burden of living onto another living creature.

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
Some people just arent meant to have children...

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
If i were a girl, would you think it possible then??

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
man you have some issues,your thoughts are completely irrational, why would you encourage your stupidity by fortifying it with a bet? man life is short HAVE FUN GET LAID AND PARTY , dont act like a pussy all your life bro its not worth it in the long run

 
i was actually planning on doing this before i made the bet

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''I'm a MOG: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.''

''What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!?!?!''
 
man think about it, what the hell is the point of abstinence? use some rationale and enjoy life... "take the shrink wrap off your dicks and use them!"

 
some people are technically asexual... they just have no sex drive.

maybe this is the case?

Anyway yeah, life is short, and our purpose is pretty much to pass our genes on by making as many babies as possible. Is it all you should aspire to? No. But, using the animal kingdom as a guide to the "meaning of life" (after all, we are animals) it would seem that eating, sleeping, and fucking are all quite important... and therefore quite enjoyable for us.

You only live once. Don't rob yourself of anything...

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^bravo well said

'It stirs up envy,fame does.People.. feel fame gives them some kind of privilege to walk up to you and say anything to you-and it won't hurt your feelings-like it's happening to your clothing.I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
 
2 things i see here.

1- $2000 dollars is not worth 22 years of no sex im sorry its just no, w/e u say u will change u will be with a girl unless u r real fuckin ugly dude like hideous. So lets see a pic.

2-The only way its doable is if u do become a monk and then $2000 is useless to u so its also pointless sorry u loose in any situation. UR friend is a winner on all accounts he either gets 2 Gs or sex as much as he wants ur an idiot!!

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