Frickin Friday Night.

omnomnom

omnomnom

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fucking friday night

crazyness

you ready to hear all dis shit?

after you guys peaced, i went back to pedoland(where the freshmen hang out at games)

chatted up some more beezys

flirted way too much, probably came off as a complete tool

or bro

No big deal

go to the dance

walk in

I start the dance

No big deal. But seriously. I start the dance. I get up on that platform thingy

with a few other kids and start dancing and shit, and before i know it, everyone

is up there and on the floor dancing.

i dance with so many fucking beezys.

sluts, prude bitches, seniors, freshmen

everyone

it was amazing

9:30pmJosh

andrew said you'z a sweaty mutha fucka

9:30pmMe

jeaah

but it was good sweat

like, the chick i was dancing with was sweaty too. i made dat bitch sweat

so basically, i call out this girl myrissa

that* girl

if you remember

i yelled yelled across the room "YOURE NEXT!" not even kidding

christine walked over and shoved me and was like "fucking really lorenzo?"

I was like jeaaahhh. and then she stormed off. she probably cried her self to sleep that night. No big deal.

so this beezy myrissa. super fine lookin in her skimpy shorts and tank top.

i start grindin on dat.

for quite a few songs actually

and then mah fuckin jam comes on

fuckin pokerface!

so i spin dat bitch around and start grindin on the front.

her firm tits were all over me. she grabs my hands and moves em down to her ass

i was like "dis bitch knows wuts up"

so i start grabbin erry where all up and down her legs, up her shorts, her ass

then halfway through the song i spin her back around, basically grind on

dat hoe wit mah hands on dem firm tits

for like two mo songs

bitch was so into it

we got down so dirty

so i grinded wit dat beezy fo da last half of da dance

afta that, i went back to chris'

luckily fo me, he offered her a ride home. talked it over wit mah homedogs befo hand, so we planned it to where myrissa would be in da back with me

basically we ended up in dat trunk on top of eachother

NO BIG DEAL

drop her off, give her a good night ritual

hold up nigguh i aint dun

so i go back to chris'

eat some dank ass curry rice shit

not much of a deal. he whips out somea dem brewskis, we start drinkin a lil

next thing i know, i wake up and my tooth is all fucked up

NO BIG FUCKIN DEAL MAN

so yea

thats mah friday night

oh yea, inb4: I remember my first beer, Cool Story, Cool Story Bro, Cool Story Hansel, Inb4 ECB, and fuck off highschooler.
 
I did not read this but I am posting in this thread anyways.

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this.

i was waiting for some epic getting laid story ending with being pooped on her saying something super weird, or, of course, peeing in her butt
 
And with this thread you've let NS know that you talk like a moron and got ratted out by your friend for not actually fucking that chick. Way to be.

 
She had to go home or something. Her mom wanted her home. Remember, I'm all into the game of destroying innocence, but when a parent says I'm not allowed in, it's simple as that. Gota stay on their good side to make sure that I can come back one day for some afternoon delight.
 
Oh for realz!?? Word! You danced with a freshman girl all night long, and you're a junior, and then you got fucked up and screwed up your tooth?!?!? I'll add you as a friend.
 
fucking shit you made me lol so hard.

we need to hang in real life man i was just in steamboat for tennis played your hs team. ill pm you.
 
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