Heh heh, i think ive figured a way to cheat fat fuck Adam Aaron outta my ten bucks!!! OK, go to the underground and get your time ticket thingy. then, when your ready to go (actually, go 15 mins before you plan to leave) walk up all sneaky like, hit the button at the entrance and get a more recent ticket!!! the toll booth person then looks at it, sees 15 mins, and its basically free!!! do they have cameras? does this not work?
The Gomer Corporation: Celebrating a hard earned 1000 posts and coming in January, the one year anniversary of quality rants.
'one time, last week, i was trying to see how long i could keep mouthwash in my mouth. I sat down to watch tv with it in. After about 15 minutes it stopped buring and i forgot i had it in, then i accidently swallowed some. I couldnt stop throwing up for like 2 minutes, i couldnt breathe. it was horrible. The bottle said to call posion control immediatly but i turned out ok.' -DFT1080