FREE FOOD!!! (for americans)

not stoked. guess it takes two weeks to get me my shit. i will be gone and my parents will eat all my ice cream!
 
i'm so pissed. i live in canada 3 minutes away from the maine border where i have personally seen a schwans delivery center thing. arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh i could be enjoying cookies and cream icecream
 
ohhhhh those fuckers dont deliver to alaska, well there gonna get something delivered to thier office! assholes
 
I saw a Schwan's truck going down a street half a mile from my neighborhood. I hope he did not try and deliver. I am pretty sure I specified for Friday delivery. I was so pissed when I saw it. I was 30 seconds from the house, and the truck was headed the other way. Chances are, it was for me, that is the first time I had seen one of those trucks around here before. Fuck.
 
BAHAHAHAHA

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Hello my name is Kassy. How may I help you?

eric: hi i just registered and was wondering why the total for the 9.99 item comes to 11 dollars

Kassy: What is the item?

eric: 2lb chicken nuggets

eric: i was following the links for the free 10 dollar item

Kassy: One moment please.

eric: take your time

Kassy: Thank you.

Kassy: That may be including the $1 delivery fee and tax.

eric: ill pay a dollar for delivery

eric: i was just wondering why it was showing as an $11.04 charge

Kassy: Would you like me to place the order for you? I am not sure why it would be showing as that price for you.

eric: sure

eric: I still have the option of paying when delivered, correct?

Kassy: Yes you do.

Kassy: May I please have your email address so that I can access your account information?

eric: I tried 1

eric: 2*

eric: ornstein.e@neu.edu

Kassy: Thank you. One moment please.

eric: yep.

Kassy: Thank you.

Kassy: I am showing you also have the Grilled Cheese Toastwich on order. Is this correct?

eric: i think one of my freinds is sending that to my house

Kassy: Okay.

Kassy: Did you just want to order the Chicken Pattie Nuggets today?

eric: yep

Kassy: Okay. I am also showing a total of $11.04. That includes the $1 delivery charge and $0.05 sales tax.

eric: what happened to the 10 dollar or less item for free?

Kassy: I am showing that was applied to the Grilled Cheese Toastwich order.

eric: ahhhh

eric: so can i send it to someone else's house and get the discount

eric: ?

Kassy: No, that person would need to order it themselves.

eric: then how did he order to my house?

Kassy: It is not supposed to happen, for some reason it went through for that person but it is not supposed to.

eric: soo i get screwed out of the deal?

Kassy: You still get the free item.

eric: how?

Kassy: You are getting the Grilled Cheese Toastwiches for free.

eric: wow

eric: i got ripped

eric: sooo unfair

Kassy: If that is not the item you want you can exchange it at the time of delivery.

eric: naa i like grilled cheese

eric: so how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?

Kassy: I'm sorry I don't understand.

eric: nvm.

eric: thanks for your help kassy

Kassy: You are welcome. Did you have additional questions or concerns that I can help you with today?

eric: nope

eric: peace

Kassy: Thank

you for contacting us. Please let us know if we can be of further

assistance by visiting us here online again or by calling 1-888-SCHWANS

(1-888-724-9267).
 
HAHA here is my entire experience...

BAHAHAHAHA

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Hello my name is Kassy. How may I help you?

eric: hi i just registered and was wondering why the total for the 9.99 item comes to 11 dollars

Kassy: What is the item?

eric: 2lb chicken nuggets

eric: i was following the links for the free 10 dollar item

Kassy: One moment please.

eric: take your time

Kassy: Thank you.

Kassy: That may be including the $1 delivery fee and tax.

eric: ill pay a dollar for delivery

eric: i was just wondering why it was showing as an $11.04 charge

Kassy: Would you like me to place the order for you? I am not sure why it would be showing as that price for you.

eric: sure

eric: I still have the option of paying when delivered, correct?

Kassy: Yes you do.

Kassy: May I please have your email address so that I can access your account information?

eric: I tried 1

eric: 2*

eric: ornstein.e@neu.edu

Kassy: Thank you. One moment please.

eric: yep.

Kassy: Thank you.

Kassy: I am showing you also have the Grilled Cheese Toastwich on order. Is this correct?

eric: i think one of my freinds is sending that to my house

Kassy: Okay.

Kassy: Did you just want to order the Chicken Pattie Nuggets today?

eric: yep

Kassy: Okay. I am also showing a total of $11.04. That includes the $1 delivery charge and $0.05 sales tax.

eric: what happened to the 10 dollar or less item for free?

Kassy: I am showing that was applied to the Grilled Cheese Toastwich order.

eric: ahhhh

eric: so can i send it to someone else's house and get the discount

eric: ?

Kassy: No, that person would need to order it themselves.

eric: then how did he order to my house?

Kassy: It is not supposed to happen, for some reason it went through for that person but it is not supposed to.

eric: soo i get screwed out of the deal?

Kassy: You still get the free item.

eric: how?

Kassy: You are getting the Grilled Cheese Toastwiches for free.

eric: wow

eric: i got ripped

eric: sooo unfair

Kassy: If that is not the item you want you can exchange it at the time of delivery.

eric: naa i like grilled cheese

eric: so how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?

Kassy: I'm sorry I don't understand.

eric: nvm.

eric: thanks for your help kassy

Kassy: You are welcome. Did you have additional questions or concerns that I can help you with today?

eric: nope

eric: peace

Kassy: Thank

you for contacting us. Please let us know if we can be of further

assistance by visiting us here online again or by calling 1-888-SCHWANS

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Just got the delivery today.

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Tipped the guy $1.37... yes 37 cents

told him to swap the grilled cheese for the chicken pattie nuggets... and now im going to eat.

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soooo legit.
 
This is sick.
What would you guys reccomend of my choices that I've narrowed down to?:Sausage and Pep 10.5" PizzaA gallon of Cookies & Cream Ice creamMicrowave BrownieAngus Mini CheeseburgersChicken Pattie Nuggets
Fuck, all of this looks so good.
 
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