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NoTeefa

NoTeefa

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alright, so here's my plan on how im gonna afford me some troublemakers. first im gonna go get some renters insurance, then im gonna claim that my concepts (which are really fucked up) got stolen outta my storage shed while i wasnt home. get the money, give the bindings to my friend dieter and give the skis to one you of poor washington mofos that doesnt have any twins, so if you want some free 03 concepts with the edges falling out and shit, tell me now

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founding member and official jedi master of the erich's penis fan club.

proud to be an equal oppurtunity hater

FUCK the police

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
Aren't there usually deductibles of like $500 or something, and when you claim, your rates go up? And since you have to sign a long-term deal, you can't just get out of it when they go up? Just wondering, otherwise, good plan, I'm sure nobody else has ever thought of it...

 
run into a snowboarder really hard and brak your skis, claim that the guy ran into you on purpose and threaten to sue. Then say that you will drop the case if he pays you $500.

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^Rowen^

Why?

'You're watching the Family Learning Channel. And now, angry ticks will fire out from my nipples.'

- Excerpt from Rejected, a movie by Don Hertzfeldt
 
ha

'they were as stiff as my cock would be with Christina Aguilera.' - Jeff Schmuck, on the Armada prototypes
 
why would you want his concepts?

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-Kevin 'Buddy' Lee

*Vice President of the ERICH FAN CLUB

 
i could use the concepts, but, i may get a pair of somethin forfree that isnt as busted shit sometime in the future, when that is, i really dont know, but if you really gnna go through wih that plan, i could put them to use

-Grant

*Fuck El Niño*
 
you have to get a police report saying they were stolen, also if you get caught its called insurance fraud and its a fed. crime have fun getting ass humped, and again your deductible is prob over $500 so it looks like your plan is a flop.

damn washinton people don't know shit

.:[Tyler]:.
 
deductibles, shit

well OBVIOUSLY i havent thought this through, but im still gonna figure out a way to afford some fucking troublemakers, like blackmailing the reps or something, that's right cody, i have those pictures of you from last summer, i think you know what im talking about

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founding member and official jedi master of the erich's penis fan club.

proud to be an equal oppurtunity hater

FUCK the police

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
yeah listen to tyler, he knows his shit, dont go through insurance.. although i got insurance to cover paying for a dent in the back of my car from when i backed into my dads truck because i got hit by a car after that..

*brooke*

'sometimes you gotta stop and remember.

that your not gonna be young forever.

think smart, have fun, stay true

and don't ever grow up.' -the ataris
 
crazy girl drivers!!!!

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-Kevin 'Buddy' Lee

*Vice President of the ERICH FAN CLUB

 
HA!

'they were as stiff as my cock would be with Christina Aguilera.' - Jeff Schmuck, on the Armada prototypes
 
Hey skipimp....maybe this plan will work as good as the snoqualmie ticket hook up for your buddy. Haha....you should quit while you're ahead man.

-Death to the EPFC! A scourge upon your lines for generations to come!
 
shut up tyler!!!! we got our passes back didn't we.

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-Kevin 'Buddy' Lee

*Vice President of the ERICH FAN CLUB

 
Lucky for you....Stevens knew about it and was watching you closely. That would have sucked to get kicked off two mountins.

-Death to the EPFC! A scourge upon your lines for generations to come!
 
meh, i wouldnt steal from stevens, they arent nearly as impersonal as snoqualmie, the lifties actually speak english and they gave me a free pair of loaner poles for the day when i broke mine, i got one of those advantage cards for when snoqualmie closes cause they have no snow

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founding member and official jedi master of the erich's penis fan club.

proud to be an equal oppurtunity hater

FUCK the police

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
so they really were watching us huh? i thought i was just being paranoid

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-Kevin 'Buddy' Lee

*Vice President of the ERICH FAN CLUB

 
huh? watching? what are you guys talking about?

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be aware, ski with care

brit's rymes r poop o ya/ brits rymes r poop o ya
 
it was probably some thai girls, what?

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be aware, ski with care

brit's rymes r poop o ya/ brits rymes r poop o ya
 
crazy 10 year old mexicans with machine guns and shit

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Have YOU ever had a bloody tampon in your mouth? Well let me tell ya, it ain't good times.

How many girls called you last night? zero. How many girls called you tonight? zero. heh, well, you know what they say son? zero plus zero equals FAG!!

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~

 
mmmm thai girls

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-Kevin 'Buddy' Lee

*Vice President of the ERICH FAN CLUB

 
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