Four Loko?

I was so gone
I had that four loko and half of a 40
i was in the middle of the city around a shit load of hipsters, fuckin weirdest experience haha.
I skated home across the bridge, by then shit kinda wore off
 
Four lokos are really a great time but make you want to die the next day. 3+ energy drinks worth of shit + 12% alcohol, fucks you up. Only time i've drank them is to pregame before a bar or something, i could never drink 2-3 of them, i mean i could but i would more than likely lay in bed the whole next day puking.
 
first time i had lokos i had no idea how hard they hit. i had two, after a round or two of pong. then i woke up. shit is so real, and so cheap. i would rather stick with my delicious beer than drink lokos
 
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8 cups of coffee and 4 beers. Taste like shitty wine mixed with energy drink, but you slam one down in 5 min, and you have a perfect pregame tool.
 
watermelon= best flavor hands down, and pretty much the only good flavor, if your a light weight, its straight blackout in a can, but 2 of em for anyone will fuck you up
 
i just checked wikipedia to see the can size

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_%28drink%29

"Four is an alcoholic energy drink plus it has CRACK in it ; produced by Phusion Projects Inc. of Chicago, Illinois, USA. The Four brand includes two variations, Four MaXed and the newer Four Loko. The company, Phusion Projects, also does business under the name Drink Four Brewing Company.[1] Four debuted in the US market in 2005, first in Ohio, followed by Florida/California/Illinois by mid-year,[2] then spreading to other states. It was developed by three alumni of Akron Community College: Chris Hunter, Jeff Wright and Jaisen Freeman.[2]"

Bold added by me to emphasize recent changes since I last checked this wikipedia article for some reason I can't remember. The guys went to Ohio State but I guess the editor doesn't think very highly of the school.
 
a few four lokos caused me to have one of the worst nights of my life. they are great if you only drink one though.
 
are you serious right now?

yah two of em will get mostly anyone drunk, i've had my fair share, but pretty sure all you get from it is shitfaced and a headache.
 
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double post, but I just have to say, drink 2 four loko's and you will understand why certain states (utah, montana) don't sell it.
 
Watermelon is da best and 4 locos are the shit. They might get banned though. Its basically an energy drink and alcohol. What an awesome idea.

 
i mean obviously im exaggerating, but you get drunk fast. plus the blue raspberry is so delicious you kinda just drink it because it tastes good then wake up with no recollection and a headache the size of Dakota.
 
i had a theory about this stuff. a lot of guys get drunk and want to rape someone, but most of the time, if they're that drunk, they don't have the energy or dexterity to do so. fourloko takes care of that problem! who might benefit from such a horrible thing? it was the rape industry. four loko is manufactured by the rape industry.
 
FUCK FOUR LOCO.All of the kids at my school drink it.I had one and it tastes like shit.I'm sticking to Heroin.
 
My friend gave me a bunch of Tilts. They're pretty much just a four loko tall boys without the caffeine, but 12 % alcohol. They fux you up but i'd rather just drink beer.
 
I've seen three people in the past three weeks get seriously fucked up from four loko. I've drank them, I think they taste like shit. Most of these people were people who had never drank them before and just pounded them like you would a normal drink. Shit fucks you up for sure. IMO Put down the blue raspberry loko and pick up a beer.
 
Those are for chicks,people who aren't white or american and also fags who like to have their mouth colored as well as a big hangover
 
im pretty sure they do.... they sell everclear here, but i could be wrong. im just going off the fact that a couple of my friends were dinking them last weekend tho
 
they definitely fuck you up. but i'd still rather just stick to my beer, the four loko's are fucking gross and the hangover is a bitchhhh.
 
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