Fork + Spoon + Knife = ?

[Parrish]

Such a good Idea.

 

[Benson23]

what?

 

[~~~~~~~~]

Truly is the best of everything.

 

[Cheezcake.]

i'd buy the shit out of these when i went back to the dorms in the fall.

 

[860media*]

this is epic.

 

[84891jnf92048]

just saw that on stumbleupon

 

[Skittle.]

YES.

 

[Bukkakeskitrip]

how did it get spayd out of spife, knife and knork? where the heck does the A come from

 

[Half-Blood]

I would use one.

 

[ShredTheGnarnia]

blade.

where is the actual blade on the spayd?

 

[snwbrdmilf]

There are like, 7 people on this site with this icon. I'm going to get mad and start changing them all!

 

[Mike-O]

Spife...got to get my hands on that one. Just for bragging rights.

 

[Parrish]

Probably on the side of the Fork prongs. and then the fork is cupped like a spoon.

 

[Peter.]

wouldn't you just cut your mouth up with it? if there is a knife blade on it?

 

[ShredTheGnarnia]

yeah that's what i was thinkin.....bad news bears

 

[Kirsakid]

 

[~~~~~~~~]

easy milfy i have had it for a while, and its to go with my name.

 

[dompuch]

A splife is pretty much a prison shank

 

[Lemuel]

It's called a Ksfoon, but the sf is silent.

 

[snwbrdmilf]

=(

 

[skiminnesota]

you can change yours to Calvin and Hobbs.

i wont be mad

 

[lineskier10]

i have an orange plastic one, but that name they made up is fucking retarded, and it doesnt even look like the thing that they have, i call mine a sporknif

 

[lineskier10]

me either

 

[snwbrdmilf]

Haha =)

 

[Milksteak]

The knork seems really dangerous. Also, I really really want to use a splayd.

 

[finder_of_gnomes]

The ultimate fat person tool...I like it!

 

[deleted5]

I LOL FOR LIKE 5 MINS DON'T KNOW Y

 

[CypressGrove]

I don't like the idea. How could you hold your steak and cut it at the same time? And why the fuck would you want to hold onto the knife blade part? Wear mittens? Who the fuck wears mittens at the dinner table?

 

[Downtofilm]

I hate Sporks

 

[OhMyBosh]

Crossing a knife with a fork doesnt make much sense at all.

 

[PacificRimJob]

At the last place i used to live, my roomie had knives and sporks. that's ALL we had for cutlery, since I didnt have any. some of the knives even had forks on the other end of the handle.

it was fantastic.

 

[theabortionator]

say what?

 

[iRide1080s]

To everyone asking about the knork, it is real and here are some pictures of it:

 

[apcaipse]

Awesome.

 

[Mr.Luke]

The spife seems like the worst one on the chart. But the Splayd is A.W.E.S.O.M.E

 

[LO_GO]

the ultimate utensil for when you have the muchies.

 

[Lemuel]

The name is retarded, where did the L, A, Y, and D come from? And the picture of it looks just like a fork with short points.

 

[MADDECENT]

My grandpa has literally had one of those my entire life. I know he made it, i just have no idea how.

 

[-justice-]

lolz

 

[kramerbradley35]

this seems dangerous

 

[killa_cam]

sporks are legit but the spife looks pretty useless

 

[cultrara]

ive used this thing for backpacking, works like a charm

 

[Scolson]

Splay - To spread outwards

and Blade

 

[Elmo.]

hahah thats sickkk liek the backpackign one

 

[JSiegel]

you just blew my mind

 

[rexalicious.]

best idea ive seen all day.

 

[the.cheat]

i was gonna post that.. either way it works really well

 

[Ducky.]

Lol