ikindalikeskiing
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have sex with a dead body
For 1 Billion dollars would you...
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snowfinder
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I could have gotten a billion bucks for that!? knew i should have waited.
Came here expecting to say yes regardless and hell yes.
I'd do it for a million. Probably even less.
I'd do it for a million. Probably even less.
clive_bixby
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Dead male body. 14 hours after death. Billionaire
Don't act like you care. It could be a half rotten zombie dude and you'd still fuck it.
Curious though. Do you have to to fuck it all the way? Is there a time limit like at least 5 minutes? If it's not working I just don't want to sit there fucking a corpse all day.
You know what doesn't even matter. I'll do it regardless so whatever.
Curious though. Do you have to to fuck it all the way? Is there a time limit like at least 5 minutes? If it's not working I just don't want to sit there fucking a corpse all day.
You know what doesn't even matter. I'll do it regardless so whatever.
grown-ninja
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Yes
theschneidler
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I would pay one billion dollars to bang a dead body 
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clive_bixby
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Might be a stupid question but can you get aids from a dead body?
Krotchs_Brother
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I would literally do anything, excluding death, castration, and limb severing, for a billion dollars..
.AR6rider.
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So, you'd masturbate with fine-grit sandpaper for 20 minutes after jumping into a pit of used AIDS needles (a la Saw 2) and then blow your dad while jerking off your brother and your uncle at the same time while getting pounded from behind by Terry Crews with the Star Wars Cantina Band theme song playing on a loop in the background?
snowfinder
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da fuck man
I'd probably do it for 1 thousand, but I'll take the billion.
Anything over 10k I would def do this.
Anything over 10k I would def do this.
theBearJew
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TechnoPotamus
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lololololololol
doesn't matter
doesn't matter
.AR6rider.
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accualyisdolan
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Haha this thread is raw
Davy.Crockett
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sounds like a tuesday night
Charlie_Kelly
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Literally my exact thought process. I have no shame.
abathinggrape
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B, if you knew anything bout billionare boys club, you would know it isnt about money.
abathinggrape
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Glad were on the same page
Charlie_Kelly
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You had me at sandpaper.
BlackCupid
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Undoubtedly yes. I'd probably do it for $100k, maybe less depending on decomposition and gender.
ikindalikeskiing
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Alright it seems like the majority said yes haha... I is there anything you wouldn't do for a billion dollars???
BlackCupid
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I wouldn't have sex with/kill/harm my family or my cat.
DirtYStylE
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As soon as I saw this thread I said...
Yes
Yes yes yesyes yessssss please
Seriously, 1 billion dollars? That is sooooo so soooooooooooo much money I would do anything for that. Literallly annnyyyythhiiiinggnng
I would do it, forget it, and quit life and move somewhere where I could drown out anything with an unlimmited amount of drugs until my brain friend and i died
Yes
Yes yes yesyes yessssss please
Seriously, 1 billion dollars? That is sooooo so soooooooooooo much money I would do anything for that. Literallly annnyyyythhiiiinggnng
I would do it, forget it, and quit life and move somewhere where I could drown out anything with an unlimmited amount of drugs until my brain friend and i died
If they were somehow willing so it wasn't illegal and they were cool with it I'd def do it for 10k, and maybe as little as 1k.
But 1k would only be with no risk involved. Shame I don't care about but but I'm not going to risk crazy weird charges and trials for a thousand bucks.
But 1k would only be with no risk involved. Shame I don't care about but but I'm not going to risk crazy weird charges and trials for a thousand bucks.
Charlie_Kelly
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pretty much this. Anything else is fair game for a bil
accualyisdolan
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Yes