FML NS.

[JAHBRADOR]

I've possible just had the worst day ever.

Lost my wallet. So credit/debit cards, drivers license, all those things that you keep for memories sake. Also, my student ID which i got yesterday that costs $40 to replace.

Got and oral infection.

Got a $100 parking ticket for parking outside the doctor's surgery in a place i have parked all my life and they have only just implemented new parking laws.

I was meant to be going for dinner at my cousins place and i sent her a message at 2pm saying i couldnt because i am too sick. Turns out the message didnt go through and she she text me at the time i was mean to be going saying "Where are you? Ready to eat!"

Oh and during making this thread i burned my fries i was making because i was making this thread.

Safe to say worst day ever.

Please cheer me the fuck up NS.

 

[maximiliaan]

you are sick... so you decide to eat fries.... maybe you should eat some fruits you fatty

 

[E__]

I have to fart in class. We're learning about chemical explosions...

 

[JAHpow]

Do it, then just say "Science!"

 

[VIEBS.]

Doesn't matter, had sex

 

[E__]

Yay for science! We're talking about birth/death rates, hopefully my fart creates neither.

Yeah my prof has ADD.

 

[trill]

 

[Mr.Sloth]

Just remember OP...

Things can get...

much

much

much

much

worse.

 

[Kooky_Lukey]

Be happy!

 

[errrka]

Hey at least you weren't in the Navy Yard in DC today!

 

[Aidan-G]

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre so the bartender gives it to her

 

[MontanaMountains]

at least you dont have aids

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

You could be an african...just saying...

 

[JAHpow]

Two guys walk into a bar.

The third one ducks.

 

[Jane6]

Lol did you get an oral infection from tulip girl???

 

[VIEBS.]

ya he did haha

 

[JAHBRADOR]

Quite possibly, yes.

 

[Jane6]

hahahah I'm so sorry to hear that

 

[SEEL]

 

[PizzaKid]

http://www.novafm.com.au/station/national/viral-fix/video/guy-tries-pay-60-parking-fine-silver-coins

Could be a good idea to turn your parking ticket into some fun

 

[JAHBRADOR]

hahaha, pretty much this is how im feeling right now.

 

[maximiliaan]

jezus christ!

 

[Laurent.]

r.i.p. headphone users.

 

[Chunter]

how has somebody not quoted this and complained yet?

 

[TannerBalls]

The worst part will be when I tell all my friends to karma grape you!

 

[NotGhood]

You could be a Muslim living in Quebec.

-Canada out

 

[Jeebus.]

No bacon? fuck that.

 

[Spinoza]

Burned my fries

First world pains

 

[NinetyFour]

He almost burned a pizza and killed himself one time to:

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/714035/

 

[Spinoza]

I miss Bill Nye, and TacoDog.

 

[MEDSKI.XXX]

Bitch, you need to take control of your motherfucking oven.

 

[RimJobber]

4 broken ribs and 3 fractured vertebrae about a week ago. They still hurt

 

[VIEBS.]

that was terrifying

 

[gwhitey]

literally made this same motion holy fuck.

 

[*ninja*]

well i just fucked up to on snapchat sent some noods to my mom. shit. jk

 

[Dr.Dickless]

I like your style, kid

 

[Dr.Dickless]

YOU STOLE MY JOKE!!!!!!!!

asshole

 

[TRVP_ANGEL]

damn +k and vibes ++++

 

[JAHBRADOR]

Still have PTSD and hourly therapy from this day.

thanks for the +k & vibes

**This post was edited on Apr 3rd 2020 at 9:17:18pm

 

[bananabrains]

Still have PTSD and hourly therapy from this day.

thanks for the +k & vibes

**This post was edited on Apr 3rd 2020 at 9:17:18pm

No worries, it's obvious that you emerged way stronger and steezier from surviving such a traumatic day.