Flo from progressive commercials

[bweld123]

Who else hates her? I find her fuckin annoying and stupid.

 

[Yeezus]

i want waffles for dinner

 

[*SNO*]

I like turtles

 

[ktd619]

Sometimes i pee in two streams.

 

[gotti]

What came first? the chicken or the egg.

 

[Mike-O]

You know, "hate" is a very, very strong word in many cultures.

Dislike is probably what you were going for.

 

[jimmer]

ya fuck flo

 

[howlongcanausern]

not gonna lie....probably would

 

[EricaMN.]

why does it burn when i pee?

 

[Deluge]

hate that bitch

 

[sherwood4099]

Oh Jesus Christ please tell me my sarcasm meter is broken

 

[japanada]

I would smear that red lipstick all over her face...just sayin

 

[soulskier]

she's mine and you cant have her

 

[penguin_steeze]

fuck that hoe

 

[BrewskiJr]

fuck ingrown hairs man.

 

[Willgum]

Sleeping on a clean towel reduces acne

 

[BrewskiJr]

life hacks.