Fleshlight no go!

[WestWoods]

So today I went to the mall to get some food, while there with some other buddies, we walked passed the store Spencers, I remember someone saying that they sold all kinds of dildos, in humor and curiosity, I decided, "Im gonna buy a fleshlight!!!" so first off the awkward walk to the back to even look at these devices of sexual deviance almost kept me from going on. yet I get there and im in a frantic search for this thing, when all the sudden smokin hot (in a weird hipster kind of way) woman asks me for my idea. So after a few awkward moments of realizing I don't have it, I get frustrated screaming "I JUST WANT A POCKETPUSSY!!!!!" and then left in a flustered bewilderment. * Has anything happened to you guys like this..* ps, who doesn't carry a fleshlight like really?

 

[.Hugo.]

huh?

 

[jfxphoto]

idea.

 

[squibble]

carry.

 

[LAME.]

You didn't have an idea?

 

[Crocodile]

 

[Skittle.]

ID?

 

[pelle_munch]

You have no idea dude

 

[Swaggermager]

Go back and pour your heart out to that attractive hipster and talk about the relationship you just went through left you hating girls and you thought that a pocket pussy would be good since it satisfies without Cheating (or something dramatic like that). If it goes alright ask if she thinks there is anyone in the world that might be able to change the way you think about girls at the moment and if she respond in a decent way, ask her on a date. There you go, from desperate pocket pussy guy to hooking up with the hot girl that was going to sell you a pocket pussy.

 

[saskskierftw]

What the fuck did I just read about..

 

[WestWoods]

HAHA I just re read my post, and it even confuses me! but I just thought it would make you guys laugh.
yet, now, i'm forever alone.

 

[KEVTRON]

even worse, forever alone without a pocketpussy

 

[ORDEAL]

My pocket pussy was a gift from my father while he was fighting a war in bosnia

 

[DW.]

Switch idea to id (obvs) and its no longer confusing

I got it man

 

[RileyZap]

I heard its like fucking a silk bag full of puppy ears.

 

[KEVTRON]

what the fuck? hahahahahahaha

 

[Birddogmurray]

Bingo.

 

[KMalinich.]

PARTY AT THE GOAT HOUSE

 

[WestWoods]

WTF AM I MISSING OUT ON!?!?!

 

[gwhitey]

.

 

[POW-WOW]

Haha just watched that one today. Someone should make a thread on that show.

 

[BenWest]

watch Blue Mountain State... pocket pussy episode obviously

 

[WestWoods]

The whole inspiration behind me wanting one! hah +k for
READING MY MIND!

 

[Amadeus.]

whose down for that avatar flesh light? lawl

 

[Huck_Norris]

He lost both his arms?? Oh no!

 

[AHSkier]

Would this by any chance be washington square mall in portland?

 

[RubberSoul]

wait, do you mean ID, as in identification? where did you get idea from??

also i wanna try a fleshlight

 

[shane.t]

only syphillis

 

[WestWoods]

Yeah, ID as in drivers licence. or anything else