First World Skier Problems

[extravert]

If you're skiing in June, do you count it for that year or next seasons day total?

You can't decide which of your 4 pairs of skis to bring to the mountain

 

[Atomika09]

Pipe gloves have awesome graphics but are as waterproof as a sponge.

Accidentally ordered two bars of Butta wax

Lost my sports cam remote.. guess ill have to use the buttons *sigh*

Run out of room for helmet stickers...

My mates are going off to canada for a season together and Im stuck on a summer season

naah just kidding bout last one, Seasoooon!! DD

 

[.FRY.]

forgot my lunch. guess i'll have to pay for a $10 burger

 

[broto]

Nearly every skier problem is a first world skier problem

 

[S.J.W]

uhh that gaper is using a lip as a jump, guess I'll have to rake it.

My brake to my binding snapped, guess I'll have to buy a new one.

 

[beauchamp]

forgot my goggles at house... well i'm gonna have to cry like a baby the whole day

 

[TOAST.]

redundant

 

[Mingg]

That dipshit gaper has the same jacket as me, looks like i'm gonna have to buy a new one

 

[caderobinson]

I cant tell what goggles i should use today

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

my legs hurt from the waist deep pow i just skied

 

[Toaster-Tony]

With all the advancements being made in skiing, why the hell is this still a problem?? I challenge someone on here to design a brake that doesn't snap off every time you land switch. If it works, I'll be your first customer.

 

[Toaster-Tony]

^^ shit too many beers. Im going to bed

 

[DanielHanka]

going heliskiing - scared of flying and heights.

 

[galardogod]

Having to take all your gear off to take a shit.

 

[Agamemnon]

That steak at the mountain restaurant was so overcooked.

 

[elm.]

im out of weed

 

[Sir.Steezealot]

Can't bring the Lambo to the mountain because it doesn't have snow tires, guess I'll just have to drive the Audi instead.

 

[El_Barto.]

My hot chocolate is way too hot

 

[Wizerd]

My dad ONLY makes like 2 mil

 

[PKchu]

Where. The fuck. Are my earbuds.

 

[BabyRoy]

Too many faceshots i cant see

 

[.tomskis]

Too many faceshots i cant see

This is not a laughing matter. Srs

 

[250r]

its such bullshit that we can only ski till the end of may...ive gotta wait three whole weeks to ski again now

 

[Craigskis]

Shoulda brought a snorkel.

 

[Brocka_Flocka]

Vail Resorts...

 

[chuckmarty]

My ski rack isn't big enough for all my skis

How do I poop wearing this onesie?

 

[casey_cope]

Getting my full tilts heat molded is really hot and uncomfortable

 

[elm.]

Getting my full tilts heat molded is really hot and uncomfortable

it's not though. it's actually really nice.

 

[nicola.lussi]

im out of weed

duude I just checked bc you posted that and I actually can't find my weed. fuck

 

[B.Quincy]

We have no snow early season, wait we have more snow than than the east coast all year

 

[milk_man]

When your ipod dies

When the snow is sticky and you're hiking a rail so it's difficult to put on your skis every time

 

[dunkaroos]

better buy that expensive energy drink instead of using the water fountain

spending $$ getting to the mountain

oops just hit a rock and blew out 8 inches of edge and base, better go buy another $500 pair of wooden sticks

why not have a different ski for each condition?

 

[kim_jong_ill]

Too many faceshots i cant see

i can't even. i just can't

 

[max61195]

my Oakley airwaves broke and now i have to go and buy new ones.

 

[Mr.noodle]

Reviving this thread

My family wants to go on a trip to Mexico this Christmas break

Ski racers period

Should I get a new pair of park or pow skis this season?

 

[lgward]

cold toes

goggle hotness

stairs in ski boots

when some dipshit hits you over the head with the safety bar

 

[PeppermillReno]

East coast skiing being cold AF which skiing in Tahoe seem like a summer sport in comparison.

Wearing a ski hat instead of a backwards baseball hat...having to take your boots out of the car, having to wear a neckwarmer, etc etc etc.

No heating vent in the bathroom at my house that has a tub so I can't take baths till I bring over a space heater and the bathroom with heat is shower only

 

[Laurent.]

It was snowing so hard today that nobody was able to see my sick fit that my parents paid for.

 

[whackhouse]

my tall isnt tall enough,

my hoodie isnt tall enough

my jacket isnt big enough

my nose hurts from sagging my goggles

my pants aren't baggy enough

my poles are too long

 

[perpledrank]

Can't find the keys to the helicopter for guess we'll have to cancel the BC and ski aspen resort instead.

 

[Craigskis]

 

[Bum.Life]

I can only fit 6 beers in my day pack

 

[Marcuntus]

I forgot to charge my ipod

I don't get cell service out here??? How am I supposed to prove that I went skiing today If it's not on instagram

 

[alexissefb]

stuck and cut on tha rail, fuck this

 

[rtl32]

I can't change my music because if I take my iPhone out of my jacket, the battery gets cold and it dies..

inb4 use the remote thing on the wire.

I don't have one

 

[Bagels]

My boot-fitter went to the Bahamas for the next 2 months.

 

[BenWhit]

If I wear my ski socks on the ride the mountain, my feet will be freezing by the third run. If I go inside to change my socks before I hit the slopes, I'll be wasting runs.

Pooping is too hard with my boots on.

 

[rtl32]

If I wear my ski socks on the ride the mountain, my feet will be freezing by the third run.

Why would that make your feet freeze?

 

[toastyteenagers]

ski boots.

seeing THE ASSHOLE SUN COME OUT AND FUCK UP THE SNOW

getting cold butt syndrome on an old chair

 

[BenWhit]

Why would that make your feet freeze?

I have a fairly long ride to the mountain, especially on day trips. When you wear ski socks in the car, your feet sweat. Ski with sweaty feet, even in ski socks, your feet freeze. especially on the EC where it gets frigid as fuck.

 

[Al.Capone]

i broke the walk mode on my ski boot banging it into one of the gold stair guards -Dr.Dickless