First time smoking weed
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Dolan.Escobar
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13083331:.FRY. said:
Do you know what confidential informants do?
cool_name
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13082906:Food_Stamps said:
because doctors can say x item and x item alone caused your cancer. Find me one case of a big mac leading to heart failure.
13082958:Nate.Dog said:
First off who the hell inhales campfire smoke and secondly i really hope the smoke from weed isn't that bad for you because inhaling campfire smoke would be a sure way to fuck over lungs for the rest of life.
Let me think why would they prescribe it to cancer patients, other than to reduce nausea from chemotherapy, help dull the pain, and increase the patients appetite. It is not as if smoking once will give you cancer the next day, but smoke in you lungs isnt good for you, doesnt take a scientist to figure that out.
Maybe instead of accusing other people of having a closed mind you should open yours some more
Pigeon.
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this kid was in the backseat of the schoolbus, i sit in the seat opposite of him and say "you smell like weed" (my brother smoked thats how i knew)
he replies "probably because i have 12 blunts around my neck"
i offer to buy one from him
from underneath his hoodie he pulls out a lanyard with a pill bottle full of blunts and hands me one
i get off the bus, go to my friends house, show him the blunt. he grabs a lighter and says lets go.
go to my friends house kick in his bedroom door. he and this bitch stare at us then i hold up the blunt, and we all walk into the woods and sit on a tire.
friend #1 takes 2 or 3 hits
friend #2 takes about 5
the girl didnt take any
i had basically the whole thing to myself.
i was higher than hell, we went to one of their houses and watched i love you phillip morris and ate a lot of food.
then the girl started biting my butt, it felt really weird and tingly so i went home and fell asleep in the shower.
TL;DR
i smoked a blunt to my face and then a girl bit my butt
he replies "probably because i have 12 blunts around my neck"
i offer to buy one from him
from underneath his hoodie he pulls out a lanyard with a pill bottle full of blunts and hands me one
i get off the bus, go to my friends house, show him the blunt. he grabs a lighter and says lets go.
go to my friends house kick in his bedroom door. he and this bitch stare at us then i hold up the blunt, and we all walk into the woods and sit on a tire.
friend #1 takes 2 or 3 hits
friend #2 takes about 5
the girl didnt take any
i had basically the whole thing to myself.
i was higher than hell, we went to one of their houses and watched i love you phillip morris and ate a lot of food.
then the girl started biting my butt, it felt really weird and tingly so i went home and fell asleep in the shower.
TL;DR
i smoked a blunt to my face and then a girl bit my butt
Dolan.Escobar
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^Girls bite my butt all the time
DasGoatenshafter
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My first time smoking was at the Bull Dog in Amsterdam. My friend and I had a joint and walked around looking at hookers.
Then we went back to our hostel and nighttime hit... Wow is all I can say.
Then we went back to our hostel and nighttime hit... Wow is all I can say.
Chinchi
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this thread is the pinnacle of nsg, also the first time I smoked and got high was when I visited my sister at college, smoked a bowl while hammered, and proceeded to teleport to her roommates bed and laugh at patterns on the ceiling for 3 hours. Then me and her roommates made a trough of ramen. Overall 10/10 would make ramen trough again
iH8pow
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didn't get high the first time. maybe it was shitty weed, maybe cause we smoked out of a soda can, but I know that's not unusual.
We went on a "roadie" before the first day of school. Met up an hour before, blazed up and went to McDonalds. I remember being like "I don't feel anything and we gotta be at school in 20 minutes, smoke more!"
then it hit me fucking hard in class. good times
don't do drugs tho. I smoked weed, now I'm gay and I like to fry my brain with MDMA and tranquilizers at the same time and see which one wins out.
We went on a "roadie" before the first day of school. Met up an hour before, blazed up and went to McDonalds. I remember being like "I don't feel anything and we gotta be at school in 20 minutes, smoke more!"
then it hit me fucking hard in class. good times
don't do drugs tho. I smoked weed, now I'm gay and I like to fry my brain with MDMA and tranquilizers at the same time and see which one wins out.
TACO-DOG.exe
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first time i got high i hit a 2 liter lung and coughed for like 10 minutes. received eye drops while laughing my ass off and took a trip to 7 11 for some pizza and taquitos
YourMomsCouch
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I think I was about 12 and my older brother told me it was synthetic(it actually wasnt) we smoked it out of tin foil and he asked me what type of music he should play and I laughed for about 10 minutes
Dolan.Escobar
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Fyi for people smoking out of cans-
theres plastic on the inside of a soda can, and you wanna turn it upside down and burn the spot where the weed goes for a minute or so to burn off all the plastic at that spot so you dont inhale any plastic once you put the weed on and smoke it. Plastic is bad for you.
Also the first time i smoked i didnt get high. Second time i couldnt stop smiling. The next few times were fun as fuck
theres plastic on the inside of a soda can, and you wanna turn it upside down and burn the spot where the weed goes for a minute or so to burn off all the plastic at that spot so you dont inhale any plastic once you put the weed on and smoke it. Plastic is bad for you.
Also the first time i smoked i didnt get high. Second time i couldnt stop smiling. The next few times were fun as fuck
oranges
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i greened the fuck out the other day, was not my first but figured i would share because it was the first time I've greened out. awful just awful. I took a number of really big tokes from a buddies bong and man i was high. long story short PTFO and had to get carried to a car and driven home, sick for 2 days.
