First time high

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yourthemannowdog

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What was youre first exsperience.

For me last saturday, my friends shotgunned me because i was kinda nervous then we nader a whole joint. We watched lord of the rings and compared it to the bible, now my friend thinks i'm a genius. Last weekend is blurry.

Tell your storys
 
haha first time for me on saturday too

i have a couple of good stories

We were in Rhode Island at the beach and me and my 2 friends smoked 2 bowls at like 8 and then we just fucked around for an hour and i jumped off of a 13 step staircase onto the beach like a ton of times screaming lol and then i thought i pissed my pants because i fell down in a grass field and got wet.

We started biking back to the house at 9 and we couldnt go back yet cuz we were still really high so we ended up just biking around these few roads like 11 times and it was really sketchy. This car pulled up next to us when were biking and just went the same speed as us for the whole street and we were freaking out and then they just sped off.

We went back to the house at 1030 and My friends mom and dad were still awake and i was still high but my friends were getting better so i had to fake it and i did pretty good until we were walking upstairs and his dad said "did you guys see any fisher cats or big animals out there" and just blurted out "no but i saw a family of crabs that i ran over on my bike on the boardwalk and he gave me like the weirdest look lol.

When his parents went to bed we went outside to smoke again at 11 and we smoke 3 more bowls and we just called a bunch of people.

The next day our other friend nick came up and we smoked like 3 bowls again sunday night at like 10 and we watched jackass and animal house and nick just packed bombs he didnt smoke so he was the only straight one there. So me and the two other kids were so high and apparently nick took a shit in the toilet and then it wouldnt flush so he had my friend pat go in to help make it flush. They took the top off and were like fuck this we arent reaching in this scummy water. at that moment i came into the bathroom yelling "I LOST MY EARRING" and they were like dude you dont even have your ear pierced. I was just like fuck and they made me fix the toilet. Nick then scared the shit out of me by pretending he was a zombie.

On monday i still felt kindof high like i was having a hard time focusing and i felt like i was watching everything i was doing in third person and i was like whatever.

Today i still felt the same thing so the kid that we got it from told us that it was laced with ecstacy and we were like wtf?? and i didnt even think it was possible to lace ecstacy with weed but i guess it is
 
BcL probably remembers my first time better than I do. I think we smoked a fat bowl, then smoked a joint, then ripped his bong. Then I think we just ate copious amounts of food. Oh, when we got back to his house I had to just sit in his car for about 30-45 minutes because I didn't think I could walk haha. So, we just sat there and listened to music while I hung my head out the window hahahahah. It was a good night.
 
my friend went with his friend to the city for his birthday. some kid gave the birthday kid some weed and he gave it to my friend

so me and my friend plan this out, stupidly we had school monday, then no school tuesday then finals started wednesday freshman year, we decided to do this monday night. we get the blueprints to a water bottle bong, make one. go out late at night down his driveway where there is this little alcove (old blacksmith thing) and smoked there. we took like 4 big hits each, and i went to try to repack the bowl and realized my friend asked me a question that i nnever answered. and BAM, thats when it hit me. everything was like slow mo, i was super spacy, everything felt choppy.

i dont remember getting back to his house, but my friend tried to pour a cup of soda and couldnt hold the bottle striaght so i had to do it for him. then i took some cheeze itz because i knew i would probably get the muchies.

so we go back to his den and im sitting on the couch contemlating shit. hes leaning against the wall cracking up at the crazy shit coming out of my mouth. I was looking at the clock and was like, "wait, the clock only has one ninteen?" i was really trying to say wait, its only 1:19 because i didnt realize how long it had been. so im like talking about how like, i was feeling weird and how i hear about people functioning while high but i didnt feel like i could do shit.

and then we fell asleep.
 
me and some friends sat in the one kids basement and passed around a small joint. we started watching spongebob sqaurepants and we were all contemplating patrick stars life story. i forget what theories we came up with. then we got munchies so we ordered dominos. holy shit was that the best pizza i ever had. the next day everything had an orange tint.
 
The first time I got high I was in New York City for digital life(electronics/video game convention). Me and my friend smoked a nice blunt across from the Jacob Javitz center. Went inside when we were done and I laughed harder than I ever had before because we saw midgets dressed as hobbits. Then I thought my throat was closing and I was going to die. After that scare i just walked around for a few hours being fascinated with everything I saw. It was an amazing high.
 
not trying to start a fight or anything but you gotta relax more. i hate kids like you that go nuts yelling shit when theyre high like "i lost my earring" just saying.
 
on the way to junior prom. didn't really get "high" but i think i acted it hahahthen at the after party in the hot tub...i died.
 
my brother made me smoke on my 13th birthday so he could be sure i wouldnt rat on him. i dont really remember what we did, he made me an ice bong so i could handle it. i didnt really get high my first time.

then he got me drunk for the first time a week or two later, i liked that.
 
my first time like six friends and i smoked in a green house. like two bowls in after my hit i start coughing uncontrollably. everybody is blazed and just laughs at me. i have asthma. i got unending shit. it was in retrospect pretty funny, but at the time i was so pissed at my friends. we then proceeded to walk like four miles to a girls house. which was a mistake as her parents were home and certainly knew what was up. it was a sick first time.
 
Long story short.. Smoked 3 or 4 bowls with a couple buddies, got stupidly lost in a part of town I know like the back of my hand, went to my friends movie rental store and was mesmerized by all the action and random scenes on the movie covers. Then proceeded to struggle with a bathroom key for what felt like hours, but was really only seconds. Whispered to my friend the whole time because I thought regular talking was way too loud, then drove home thinking every car i saw was a police officer. Fun stuff :)
 
for some reason im blanking on what my first time was.i think i was at some dance at some random school i live no where near and my friend and i left and smoked in some abandoned mansion. the house was in one of the richest counties in the country and it was real baller. there was no roof and it was very cool. then i rode home with my mom and i think she knew i was high. still awesome. that was like 5 years back
 
my first time i smoked black through a pen and i helped my gf wrap my skullcandy cord around her arm. beautiful moment if you ask me
 
first time was on the golf course next to my friends house. so we smoke a bowl and then pack a bowl in his bong, and as we are passing it around we hear this really really loud scream, and it was the scariest fucking thing i have ever heard in my life. it sounded like a man was about to kill his wife and she was screaching but at the same time it sounded like the noise that the devil would make if he would scream, it was scary as fuck. and then it hit us and we just fucking took off... and we finally got to his house and his mom was like WTF. and we were like omfg... we think someone was just murdered... it was some scary shit lol
 
i got stoned through a shisha pot mix and ended up passing out in the dorm elevator... luckily my friends found me a literally double arm war movie dragged me to the nearest room of someone i knew... woke up the next day underneath some random girls bed.... 3 floors and a building away from my room....
 
You better have been shotgunning with a girl. First time I smoked I threw $5 on a dub and smoked out of an Arizona can. Fairly uneventful.
 
Yeah yeah good times buddy! I remember being pretty fucking baked for how high my tolerance was and you were just straight fucked hahaha.
My first time was a really long time ago, but this is what I remember... it was out on this country road. We parked the car and my friend pulled out this really nice bong, I don't remember exactly what it was because it was in my noob days, but I think it may have been a RooR. Anyway... I took 2 hits out of that and didn't feel much. After about 10 minutes I could feel it creeping in around my eyes and then moving up my head. I got pretty high, ate a bunch of Gardettos, and passed out after like 45 minutes on my bed.
 
Some buddies and i built a gravity bong before a party at his house. By the time everyone got there we had already been high for a few hours and were completely gone. After a couple hours of just walking around his kitchen and smoking more weed and freaking out everytime someone new came to the party i found one of those disk chairs, laid down in it, and then took my jacket and tried to fit both legs through one arm hole, and both arms through the other arm hole. Came off my high like 6 hours later still in the chair and really soar from the awkward jacket position
 
smoked a jointput on kya's 5th mix cd.and sat on newschoolers.
i wish.
we were in some forest with my cousin and the can of guiness beer had like a ball in at and we laughed at that for a good 30 mins, then i went back to my aunts and ate spaghetti.
 
the first time i got high was the summer before grade 11 ... i was at a party and these two shady older guys were like yo wanna smoke weed ... and i was like no because my mom's coming to pick me up at 11:30 p.m. cuz that was my curfew. but they were like yo don't worry about it weeds not a big deal.

so i was like okay cuz i wanted to be cool obviously. and so i took one puff.

and i freaked out and thought i was soooooooooooooo high just like some ennoying high school girl who drinks one cooler and acts like she's sooooooooooooooo drunk.

yea.
 
After I finished writing this, I realized that it was a novel, but read it anyways.

first time I smoked I had like 1 hit off of a poorly rolled joint, but the first time I got high was when I was with my cousin the summer after that. We had her dads house to ourselves so we decided that we were going to smoke. She has smoked before so she calls up her friends that sell and none of them have anything. Her dad's brother (her uncle, not mine) just happens to live next to them in an duplex that her dad rents to him, and he also happens to be a huge pothead.

So we figure, oh whats a little breaking and entering when we are looking to get high anyways, cause her dad has the key. So she takes it and walks next door, but before she leaves I jokingly say "hey, if he has any porn, go ahead and steal that too"

she comes back 5 minutes later, no pot in hand but laughing her ass off saying that there are 4 big boxes of porn and a ton of paraphrenalia, so we needed to further the search; I go with her to help her search, this is what we found

-4 GIGANTIC boxes filled with porno mags

his bed, just a matress on the floor with a 5 inch tv and a dvd player with a stack of porn discs

- in his closet we find: a backpack with 5 bongs and a shotgun

- and scattered throughout the house we find about 15 pipes

But still no weed in site. I sit down on his couch and there is this little pouch between the cushions. I open it up and there is between a quarter and half ounce in there, so we take a nug and bring it back to her place. We want to smoke it on the patio so that it wont stink, but they dont have a lighter, so I have to roll a joint, and I did it with regular book paper. It tasted like shit but got us stoned. then she makes a tin foil pipe with a pen that we keep lighting with a birthday candle. I had strobe vision; it looked more like a flipbook than fluid motion. We watched some of the vintage porn that we stole, it was hilarious. We ate pop tarts, then we ate ham, then we ate like half of a sheet cake, then after our second smoke sesh with the tin foil pipe, we ate at taco bell. then we passed out. Then her mom picked us up at 4, I was still stoned and decided to recap everything we ate to her mom, who jokingly says "what, did you guys have the munchies?" and I just giggled like a school girl in the backseat. It was a good time.
 
damn skippy, but the bushes covered up more than most modern swimsuits. It was for laughs, and we got them. We didn't watch the whole dvd, just the scene where ron jeremy is a doctor, and he is making house calls
 
i smoked half a 50(nz$) bag my first time doing parachutes.... didnt get ridiculously stonned because you dont always your first go... i did that again now i would be flying somewhere very high
 
I was at my friend's Lauren's house one day after school. We had to work on a project but we weren't getting anything done, we were talking about how kids to smoke usually get the best grades when they do absolutely nothing in class. So we decided if you can beat em, join em. Lauren called one of her friends and he gave us bud for free since it was our first time. We went upstairs to her room, and lit a bowl. Our project was the best in the class.
 
first time i smoked, i didn't really know what being high was like. first time i smoked a bong though... holy shit.
 
I smoked many times before I was truly high as balls, and after a solid J and jsut one ice bong rip I couldnt decide whether to stand up or lie down, and I couldnt talk because my mouth was so dry so I went to find water and got lost in this kids house. Beastie boys suck when your high btw
 
but i barely got high. 2 weeks later though i hit my friends bong and just shut my brain down. i remember running down the street from my friend chasing me on a moped. after that i dont really remember
 
oh wait i forgot one thing, my friends made me do push ups then when i tried to get up he pushed me over i hit the wall and though i knocked myself out and they convinced me that i fell through the ceiling cuz he already had a hole in it. hahah
 
Hahaha my first time would have been in like 7th grade, I was chillin with my sisters friends and they busted out a bowl we toked up and played halo, then i pretended i was in the matrix.
that was about 5 years ago
 
my first time was at 5:30 in the morning in the middle of a lake on a boat like 3 years ago. me and 2 of my friends were up at my buddy's lake house and were heading out to go fishing in the morning and we decided to bring a blunt up. it was a nice little wake and bake session in a beautiful setting. needless to say, it was a great morning of fishing, no matter how many we caught.
 
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