First Handjob
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feihlination
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and a lot less women
Cambrewski
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The gay dudes......lol
ZachAndCheese
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thought this was a thread about me and OP's mom
californiagrown
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I have never gotten a handjob in my life. I didnt have sex till college though, so maybe i missed out on that part of life?
I mean honestly, who would even offer a handjob? If you dont wanna fuck, blow me. if you dont wanna blow me, ill go beat off.
I mean honestly, who would even offer a handjob? If you dont wanna fuck, blow me. if you dont wanna blow me, ill go beat off.
Bart.Man
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What the fuck did you just say to Hugo? Clearly you don't know this monster's history, or you'd watch your god damn mouth. He exists on a diet of fish heads and milk. Do you know what a diet like that does to a person? Gets em real pissed and unable to deal with little shits like you, that's what. I'd suggest you watch yourself.
Ballsdeepinmud
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You sound like a fucking bitch
12909800:californiagrown said:
Same
SlurmrnHurnyBurn
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i got to skip HJ I got BJ first. It was weird, cause it like wasn't what I expected i think. and then i wasn't sure if i liked it, and i thought i had to pee. but then i started thinking about what she may have eaten earlier today... and i never came.
12987903:BO_ said:
sure bro
RusselCrowe
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Is getting a handy as awkward as the video?
Barefootin_Fiend
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12988153:.Hugo. said:
AMEN! I have no desire to ever receive another handy in my life. I can do it better myself.
12987903:BO_ said:
Haha, I was the same way, kept getting her to stop because I thought I was going to piss in her mouth. Then I just thought to myself, fuck it, it'll be hilarious if I piss in her mouth. Then it was all over and I realized I never pissed in her mouth.
12988204:Barefootin_Fiend said:
Fuck it must have been a shitty handy. I fucking love handys. They're a nice change every once in a while.
PASKIINGSUCKS
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They have a time and a place I suppose. Got a handy from my ex on a long roadtrip once..........She was driving. Now that's love fellas.
Barefootin_Fiend
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12988237:Rusticles said:
yes, they're all shitty handies. it's not like i've only had one from only one girl either...many handies from many women and they all sucked.
the ONLY time it's good is if coupled with a bj. now the hj/bj combo....there's something we can talk about....
Blindsurfer
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handys are generally terrible but my girlfriend has gotten amazing at handys and can get me to like 9/10 every time now. im a great coach.
meatmuffin69
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12909800:californiagrown said:
HuckNorris44
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Everybody loves a nice old fashion
freshpriceofns
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13115140:thekingofns said:
post a pic of the chick
daannnnieel
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12909800:californiagrown said:
you would rather fap than be fapped.
You're one lazy ass motherfucker.
freshpriceofns
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13115159:KayngBayng said:
id honesty rather whack off than waste my time talking to sum ho
TACO-DOG.exe
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was watching a movie with the ex and her parents and her brother way back. me and ex were sitting on the couch furthest away from the tv with a blanket on top so nobody was really watching us. can't remember the events leading up to it but i popped a boner and she started giving me a handy right there, with her parents in the same damn room. she kept going for a solid 15 minutes and i finished in her mouth. her family never found out and i thought it was funny as fuck.
juicedrummer11
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i thought this was gonna be tales of our fist hand job from a female. mine was pretty cool
Didn't remember this thread and came in to say the whole thing. Never had one, don't want one. That's what mouths are for.
.Hugo.
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13305454:j.hutt said:
No i havent, because theyre for nubes and middle schoolers, like you. Im a pro so i went straight to getting bjs.
Good effort trying to make fun of me in an older thread of mine, but you get a d- for execution. Still a better grade than your shitty blog would get though so congrats!?
12909800:californiagrown said:
Hand jobs are actually a nice change sometimes, especially once you get older and are looking at trying something new.
12987903:BO_ said:
I was exactly the same, never had an orgasm till I got my first BJ. Kept getting her to stop because I thought I was going to piss in her mouth. Finally I was like fuck it, it'll be a funny story and came in her mouth. she never said anything which I thought was weird. Must have been the most disgusting load as it had been building for years.
Got a handy from a girlfriend in the mall once, which carried over to the movie theater. took off my sock to clean up the mess and threw it on the floor. girlfriend tried to keep it and put it in her purse to wash. Had to tell her to leave it there.
