sorry chief, you lists aren't doing anything for me. you assume that you're in some way better than other cyclists because you're on a single speed in jeans. do you think they're wearing biking gear because it makes them look cool? nope, nobody really want to wear spandex. They're wearing biking jerseys, shorts and shoes because they're all fucking ideal for cycling, and if you've ever gone on a proper distance ride you'd know it too. I have no problem with single speeds, they're fun, light, simple, awesome commuters. And I don't fully kit up if i'm just commuting or riding to a buddy's, there's absolutely no need for it. But if you're judging other cyclists for what they're wearing, and if you feel superior for wearing jeans, no matter how nice, and riding a single speed, you're being a hipster. it's not even the bike that you're riding, its the mentality that you apparently hold while you're on it. you might not have the glasses, you might now have the tattoos, but you're a hipster, and you don't really get cycling as a sport.