Finding weird things in your pocket

the_moderaper

the_moderaper

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Recently I've been finding weird things in my pockets...
50 cal. bullet with no gunpowder in it?Gameboy link cable in my snowpants?Receipt to CVS for KY jelly and sleeping pillssomeone else's phone
 
When I'm drunk I put weird shit in my pockets so I can laugh the next morning, next occurrence I'll be sure to post
 
just the other day i found an ipod...

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on closing day every spring i put $10 - $20 bucks in my ski pants, then when december rolls around and i've forgotten about it, it feels like i just got free money.
and i keep finding random buttons in my jeans pockets...
 
Hahahaha, this is awesome.
I haven't found anything cool/weird in my pockets as of late. Just random change, an old receipt, and sometimes chapstick.
 
i didnt find anything in my pockets today after my drinking last night but i did find a random coffee mug on the floor of my car
 
Last year I woke up after a night of drinking and there was a handwritten note in my pocket in my handwriting that said "fuck you" in permanent marker. I was confused because apparently I didn't even do anything stupid, and I had no idea where I got a permanent marker from.
 
Glowsticks.

I find stanger things in my tent though. After nateva I found a trenchcoat, a pair of girls sunglasses, and a bunch of other random stuff.
 
i found a black and yellow ''danger'' plastic thingy, a bag full of squishy candy (greatest find ever, i was having munchies) and in a halloween costume that my dad wore i found 25 yr old kleenex (used and unused)
 
hahaha thats actually awesome

sometimes i feel like people need necklace i.d. tags when they get super wasted
 
Always money... every year at the beginning of the season i find at least 5euro / 5dollar in my snowpants pockets .....
weirdest thing ever; last week, after the first college party of the year, i got wasted and stumbled home (15min. walk through the city) when i got to my dorm i had sobered up a bit thanks to the fresh air and the stairs i had to take...
then when i begin to take off my cloths and go to sleep, i find a pint of beer still filled for 3/4 in my right pocket, i put it on my fridge and went to sleep, next morning i was so amazed i almost shit bricks !!
Sparknotes, got wasted, took a full glass of beer from the bar, transported it in my pocket, walked 15min to my dorm, came home with still 3/4 of the content inside !
 
Last week i found an oven mitt, soggy paper matches, $.44, a random UVM ID that was unreadable, recces pieces MM's, an Old English Label and a roach in my pocket, must have been a good night
 
i havent really found anything super cool in my pockets lately, but whenever i drink i leave notes in my phone to myself so i can remember the night the next day, its funny because when i go back to read them it starts out like "10:22-sunglasses on top of fridge so they dont get broken" and then progresses to "2:40- te fkin ping din yiun er sssss"
 
I found a package of guitar strings in my pocket last year. Where they came from, I have absolutely no idea.
 
When I get blacked out, I tend to send lots of texts. Its pretty great cause it helps me remember what happened. Its like reading a story about my life haha
 
Lost these jeans when I was like 9, they were my favorite jeans ever, found them hidden in the basement with 20 bucks in them.
 
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