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You have no idea how many times people start singing this when they meet me for the first time. The worst part is that my middle name is also Kristina. Fml.
 
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not quite how i remember it but close enough. In my memory i was hammered all day not hammering all day. hmm maybe this song writer doesnt understand conjugation also whats all the shit with the ark? only time i have been on a boat was when i was running coke from Cuba to Florida with my Columbian friends.
 
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sketchy shit. Coast guard was commin round near the end so we sealed all the blow up real tight threw it in a big duffel weighted it tied it to a loop right under water level and threw it off the bow so it was being dragged along like 8 feet underneath the boat just in case the cost guard came lookin to closley.
 
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