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40ozKid

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Today i was down in on the walking trail with some friends and i got in a little arguement with a kid that i didnt even know about some stupid thing and all of a sudden he says shut the hell up or ill reck you. The kid was pretty big, and by big i mean obese, so i laughed at him and walked away. Then all of a sudden his fat ass comes running down the trail and takes a huge swing at me and it hit me right in the back of the head. A second little i kind off crouch down and elbow him right in the face with my left elbow and the hit him hard in the side of the face with a right hook. The fat kid chickend out and walked away, i didnt follow him cause he wasnt worth it. I understand that its not a great story but i was interested if anyone has any stories to tell.

coz it's easy once you know how it's done

you can't stop now

it's already begun

you feel it

running through your bones

and you jerk it out

jerk it out

 
I told some kid " I don't believe that you are a martial artist" after he told me he was. so, to prove that he was, after i sat down somewhere, he kicked me in the back of the head. I broke his nose, it turns out he wasn't much of a martial artist.

I felt really bad because he was alot smaller than me

V-TOWN Bitches!
 
me and a buddy got in some trouble at a bar and 3 dudes were being dickheads so my buddy drops one hard with a huge right hook. the fucking bouncer grabs him and these other dudes start hammering him in the face while the bouncer is holding him so i let my knuckles fly and it was on the bouncers quickly split it all up. but at 430 when i got home my mom decided i had a drinking and fighting problem because i had blood all up my right arm

' yes wiener you are the coolest, sexiest piece of man meat ever to walk this planet' Jeff Schmuck ahahahah

 
i've got a few...but all of em are for breaking up fights and getting sucked into them. but shouldn't even be considered a last resort, learn to be the bigger man and walk away

-Anthony
 
last year, I was out on the town, and so , my buddy and me, right decide to check out the zoo. So we like hafta sneak through a gap in the fence, and then theres this other fence that we climb, sorta like a wall/fence deal, so then we're sneakng around, and we see a security guard, so we run, and we end up in this little sorta central place bewtween the cages where thes these benches and we sit down and light a j and BAM! outta nowhere this fucking gigantic lion hitts my buddy from behind. So I dropped the lion with a hard right hook, turn and let my southpaw have its way with the lions mate, who was sneaking up from behind. then to leave, I had to sumo wrestle some hippos, but I won.

********OTTATREAL*********

It aint me, it aint me, I aint no senators soOOonnN, it aint me, it aint meEEE, I aint no fortunate oOONNE
 
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