Feeler: 196 ON3P Pillowfights- New

no_steeze

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It is with remorse and shame that I post this, coupled with a severe sense of idiocy and money wasting, but basically I think I have to sell these skis.

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I bought these back in the spring for $899 with high hopes of skiing tons of pow and ripping phat lines all winter during my gap year. I spent the first half in England waiting to go live out in Tahoe and in December I returned home to find my beautiful and sexy ladies waiting for me, buttholes waxed, nuva rings inserted, and throat numbing blowjob spray applied, fresh out of the factory. After 2 weeks of consistent sex (with my girlfriend, not the skis, you sick fucks) I went out to Tahoe. I didn't even bring these, I left them at home in the plastic, since Tahoe's total snowfall for the year by January was roughly 4 inches. In March I got offered a job back east and I needed to come back and take it since I couldn't find shit out in Tahoe, and when I came back east in early March all the snow was completely gone. Starting this fall I will be going to college in Providence, RI, where skiers go to die, and for the next 4 years I will be limited by sports commitments during breaks and I don't see myself setting foot on these skis for at least 4 years. Because of that I need to pass them along to somebody who will fully appreciate them and care for them and surf them through beautiful, soft, silky powder.

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So, Pillowfights. 196. Brand new in the plastic. They're selling now for $799, so I'd like $650, that way I only lose $249 off this purchase. I am retarded. I can throw brand new STH 16's in the box as well for an extra $150. I can post pictures of the graphics if you're interested, but to give you a hint they involve lassies in their undergarments twisted into penis enhancing poses.

Thanks

 
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damn man. this year pretty much sucked except for the pnw. i wish you could have ridden them beauts
 
no, nor does she use a nuva ring, nor does she use throat numbing blowjob spray. the girls on the skis, however, use all of those things. confirmed by thomas since he's tight with them. kind of a gaybestfriend type of situation
 
Thomas is certainly not "tight" with them; I second Gator's "gay friend" assessment.
And I would like to mourn momentarily over this thread. My condolences.
 
very instant. he walked up to them and said "yo, wassup ladies" in a very awkward way and they all immediately started crying and ran up and buried their heads in his chest and began to tell him about how all of the male figures in their lives have never appreciated them
 
sorry guys i forgot about the no feeler rule. these can be fully for sale. i'll make a new thread if you want me to

$200 of the proceeds from the skis will fund a trip for me to go visit my girlfriend. the rest will go towards a deposit on an apartment or room for the summer

i will sell the bindings separately for $175
 
he'll come on he's just gotta change his shirt quickly. it's stained with mascara and tears and has BFF 4 LYF
 
Oh my god first the jefferys in the washington bst thread, now these. Why don't I have any money?!?!? I want these babies so bad.
 
Welcome to providence my friend, welcome to providence. If I didn't live here I would buy these amazing skis. I'm assuming your going to brown?
 
yeah i'm fucking stoked. i love everything about providence except the fact that i can't ski, but i figure i have the rest of my life to ski and it's well worth it to spend 4 years in an awesome college town and go to a really good school
 
Word, I love RI. It's awesome. And yeah the skiing part isn't the best, but we make the best of what we have.
 
1. sedate a tourist

2. form a 6" incision on both sided of his lower abdomen

3. stitch them back up

4. tell him you've taken his kidneys and he has 4 hours to come up with the money to buy them back from you

5. lol because you didn't actually take his kidneys

6. profit

7. buy my skis

8. kill him and dispose of his body to avoid pesky lawmen
 
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