Favourite ski quotes

*in the terrain park*

Ski school instructor with a french accent: Hit the jump julian!

Ski school kid (Julian): but I'm scared

Instructor: you'll be fine!

Kid: but what if I fall?

Instructor: you won't don't worry

Kid proceeds to not make it up the top of the jump, then decides to hike up the jump, ruining the take off

Good job julian!
 
"pillows pillows pillows, fingerling potatoes" - Dash Longe or "the only way I communicate is through snapchat" - Tim Durtschi
 
1. “If you dont do it this year, you will be one year older when you do.”

2. “People weren’t made to fly, thats why we make kickers.”

3. “The best thing about skiing backwards is you can see where you’ve been.”

4. “twin tip skis have insured that todays skiers can ride backwards, as much as they can forwards, why the want to do that? i dont know…..”

can anyone name who said it?
 
13931680:freeskibum82 said:
1. “If you dont do it this year, you will be one year older when you do.”

2. “People weren’t made to fly, thats why we make kickers.”

3. “The best thing about skiing backwards is you can see where you’ve been.”

4. “twin tip skis have insured that todays skiers can ride backwards, as much as they can forwards, why the want to do that? i dont know…..”

can anyone name who said it?
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Warren miller
 
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