Favorite traveling circus quotes

[Cheef_Queef420]

post your favorite line traveling circus quotes

 

[Cheef_Queef420]

its not steep and deep, its not alta maaaan, its east coast hardcore real stuff

^ has to be the best ^

 

[brotherdad]

"ChiefQueef420 has an impossibly tiny dong."

 

[Mingg]

its not steep and deep, its not alta maaaan, its east coast hardcore real stuff

^ has to be the best ^

"It's not powder. It's not steep and deep. It's not alta man. It's like, east coast hardcore real stuff...maaaan"

Gosh.

 

[Basil91]

What did your mom say about fiberglass? "once its in it never comes out".

 

[timboslice100]

"You're not afterbanging for the camera, you're afterbanging for yourself"

 

[Wrenn]

When you land you look like a boner

 

[GrahamGould]

ready, steady, spaghetti!

 

[firecrotch]

"people on the lift think I'm talking to myself, but really I'm miked up!"

 

[toastyteenagers]

fish market in the morning, skiing in the afternoon, ichiban number 1

 

[trannyfinder.edu]

"Yajustgottamemberthemissleownernotsixfooter"

 

[Steezmiester007]

"Do what everyone else does in Cali..just get with it. Yeaaa I'm with it."

 

[JahLiam]

maybe its from a TAFT edit but "what river is that?" "that's shut the fuck up river"

 

[GNARSHRALPER]

"You're not afterbanging for the camera, you're afterbanging for yourself"

Quoting for emphasis

 

[fresh_prince]

putting 420 in your username doesn't make you look like Tanner, it makes you look like a pussy

- will wesson

 

[O.Ps-Mom]

"people on the lift think I'm talking to myself, but really I'm miked up!"

 

[michiskier23]

"You're not afterbanging for the camera, you're afterbanging for yourself"

best quote from the best episode

 

[lurking]

"This is stupid."

 

[OCM]

"That 270 on 270 off was so dope"

 

[Youngfeiler]

"Everything about the trick was pretty perfecf, bang came around but as you can see, he's almost back up to the box. He clearly didn't ride it out for a good 100-200 yards."

 

[Cheef_Queef420]

TANNER HALLLL!!!

 

[rballs_]

"Does is look like I'm DJing?"

"Yeah except youre in a van full of shi-"

 

[Cheef_Queef420]

Garrett Russels cat (spicey kitty)

 

[Yaraelpoof.png]

Not a quote but when they are in the UK and have sir infront of all their names. Kills me

 

[FIRETHECANNONS]

BULBASAUR

 

[_anderson_]

"Promiscuous girl, you teasing me, you got what you want and I got what you need"

-Ian

 

[Skibum321]

"Cha blaze the day monn"

 

[Miomo]

When you land you look like a boner

No one ever said that.

 

[JibSome]

What did your mom say about fiberglass? "once its in it never comes out".

That actually made me google how to remove fiberglass from skin. With duck tape apparently

 

[SPUTnik.]

You member that time I got stuck in the tree? I got stuck in the tree that one time it was so funny. Everybody thought it was so funny when I got stuck in the tree

 

[FullEnglish]

Which way to ze autobahn LJ?

 

[trannyfinder.edu]

"Whos your favortie skiier?"

"Shaun White"

 

[Cyabski]

"I have a wiener in my pants" (as LJ pulls a hot dog out of his pocket)

 

[Cyabski]

"Yajustgottamembermissleownernotsixfooter"

 

[Wrenn]

No one ever said that.

It's been a while since I watched season 1 haha I don't remember the exact quote

 

[Kerrmit]

I killed their leader and now I carry this around to show I'm the leader .. Andy p

 

[Matt5838]

"Ready Steady Spaghetti" LJ

 

[abc]

I thought saw Jon Olsson but it was just a girl

 

[Nick_Cristello]

Carpe diem maaaann, siiieze the day maaannnn

 

[justinchapman]

No one ever said that.

"You don't wanna be a boner when you land" Style Coach, Season 1

 

[rballs_]

"They're pretty cool animals, but not gonna lie, they're easy to kill" -Andy

 

[Noddard]

If the internet keeps skiing like that, we're not gonna have jobs soon.

 

[keenandesplanque]

"ohhh Wiener Juice"

 

[OGhallvard]

what you know bout guns? "I know a lot about guns, ak47´s and..."

 

[.GUCCI.]

"this doughnut is like 5 days old. i can tell by the rings"

"if its packaged you know its clean"

 

[firecrotch]

"You don't wanna be a boner when you land" Style Coach, Season 1

yeah thats not what the first guy said

 

[Paul.]

yeah thats not what the first guy said

close enough

 

[nCrow]

Now this thread makes me want to go back and rewatch all the episodes

 

[Cheef_Queef420]

Now this thread makes me want to go back and rewatch all the episodes

go for it. one of the best webisodes ever created. ever

 

[CB_Radio]

if it weRNT FOR THE MUDCAT! "MUDCAT MUDCAT MUDCAT"

 

[joriza.ski]

Andy's celebratory song when he finds he knee brace.