Favorite things to do in walmart

bermbuster49

bermbuster49

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heres a list of mine, lets hear your storys:

ride scooter and bike through the entire store (then have an indy 500 race)

spill water on the floor and see who can slide the furthest

walk up to the kids playing the games on the tv's and just but in front of them and start playing

i have more but i have to go to sleep...fuck school...and thier damn finals

-kulpy-

vincepru-"i jibbed a car in a parking lot yester day and the bumper fell off, then i ran."
 
haha

a good friend is the guy who bails you out of jail...
a best friend is the guy on your right saying, 'damn that was fun'
 
At the front of the store there is "hollowed out" plastic dog so you can put money in it and its a seeing eye dog for the blind. But yeah, so I put on sunglasses and I pat the dog and say "good dog", and "We've been waiting at this light for a long time Tiger Woods (is what I'd name my dog) ".

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Trying is the first step towards failure
 
Picking boxes of stuff up then walking around with it for a couple isles, then drop it all over the floor, Raisens are the best

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I Like to Ski
 
Set up the trampolines and do crazzzy aerial maneuvers.

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haha i def but in and play other peoples games.

play tag, set the pets free!

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TWIN TIP MAFIA
 
play dress-up and try to dress like the ratiest kids in school

you know, the ones with silk short-sleeve button down dragon shirts with huge japanese characters on them and west-coast chopper hats

 
try to hula hoop, drink a coke,talk to my friend on the cell phone, and play soccer all at once. yes it is fun

 
Just walk around knocking random shitt of of the shelf... like in mass quantities and act lik you didn't even notice and just keep walkin.

Also its fun to play football in the store. Go grab a nerf ball with like 5 dudes, and just go all out running into shelves, throwing over aisles, stiff arming kids hahaha its awesome. One time we did this and the toy department is right across from the cheap furniture dept in Fred meyer and i jumped over this couch and bucked him so hard he started bleeding out his nose, and he went apeshit running around bleeding every where... hahah good times. that couch was ruined hard core

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
 
throw footballs. we see how many aisles we can throw em. once i threw one from toys, over 13 aisles, and i landed in jewelry.

we also ride the electric scooters, sometimes we test the spraypaint on the floor.

i 'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1
 
the spray paint is nuts. You are asking to get arrested

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
 
buy stuff on a staff discount, and trade receipts to scam the money on refunds...

it works

live by the N.E.R.D
 
put people in suitcases and leave them to scream at passing people and to hide in the boxes full of stuffed animals and pop out and yell at strangers

 
i've never even seen a walmart in my life much less been in one. so from what i gather from the responses, walmart sells:

cell phones

video games

camping gear

bikes/scooters

sports equiptment

animals

travel equiptment

jewelrey

food

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN THAT STORE? can someone please explain walmart to me? and also what the hell is tj max?

guy at SkiShop SC to me: "Why is there sand in your bindings?"

"If you're alive, I probably hate you."

-C. Francis Browning (my friend CeCe)
 
hahahah wtf never seen a walmart?

It's a piece of shit store that sells a little bit of everything, but really crappy stuff

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
 
haha no i just live in a beach town thats a little bit full of smelly fucking hippies.

guy at SkiShop SC to me: "Why is there sand in your bindings?"

"If you're alive, I probably hate you."

-C. Francis Browning (my friend CeCe)
 
I'd like to burn a walmart if i got the chance

Insane_skier:

Under my name It sais beginner.

I am very discouraged to the fact that the site adminster didn't look at my profile or ask before doing something like this. I may be new to this website but I have been skiing more then most of you.

PLEA
 
i like to buy stuff in walmart

... I am going to kill anyone that was involved anyone that profited anyone that opens their eyes at me...

...straight from the barrel to your dome mother fucker...
 
walk around with a burning joint cuz noone will say anything

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"What the world doesn't understand," says Craven, still zigzagging through the parking lot, "is that what we don't have enough of is cold, not heat."

Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
Haven't done much in Wal Mart, although about 8 of us have a lifetime ban at Canadian Tire in Dawson Creek for racing around on childrens bikes. After we got kicked out, we went back in and then they called the cops

 
have a friend get in the ice box and sit in there and then people look at them really wierd since there is a window in it...then ahve them fall out like they are frozen get up and walk away like nothing happened

'if it doesnt look photoshopped, its not big enough'
 
i dont have walmarts near me cause im not hicks like all you but in oregon between sessions at windells we filled up this on display launch rocket, with bottles of water, and then pumped it for about 10 minutes, hit the button and ran. The thing was like fuckin 10 feet tall so it made quite a scene

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you gotta go late night, when the employee's have nothing to do. If you notice them following you (which they often do) play hide and seek with em and scare the hell out of them. And when they follow you, because they think you're shoplifting, put everything you're going to buy in your pockets, not even trying to be subtle, and keep walking around. Once you know they think they're gonna "get some punk shoplifter" go to the counter and empty out your pockets and pay for it all - perfectly legal, and I've had 2 cruiser and 4 cops waiting for me as I walked out the store, even though I hadn't broken a single law and I knew it.

life is too short to have any regrets
 
take a shit in a non obvious place so it smells the whole department up in a few hours

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"What the world doesn't understand," says Craven, still zigzagging through the parking lot, "is that what we don't have enough of is cold, not heat."

Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
in 9th grade my firend and i took the bowling balls and bolwed w/ them down the isles. we got kicked out but it was fun

(o)(o)

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last night we went there and had a water fight. we got some squirt guns, filled them up in the drinking fountains, and had a war.

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saran wrap and a couple of rubber bands and your set for some steamy hot, safe sex action. -Mike-O

im not crazy 'cause i take the right pills everyday
 
thats your life in a nutshell eh?

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"What the world doesn't understand," says Craven, still zigzagging through the parking lot, "is that what we don't have enough of is cold, not heat."

Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
haha, playing hide and seek with employees, that's so great.

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"I like driving switch, I'm also getting better at turning unnatural"- talking about cars

 
fill carts up with just food and leave it in the garden departement

or throw random shit over the isles and scare people

buy core

I'm sure all of Atlantaski's best tricks are done on the chairlift

-skifiend

 
take a bike and ride it around the stroe, claiming your taking it on a testdrive

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"Now, Iannick Broulette, if that is your real name, I noticed your wearing an orange coat, would you call yourself the orange master?"

"uhhh, I dont,... uhh, no I don't think so"

Josh Berman while interveiwing Iannick B at last years Orage Masters

"Cut your Board in Half and do it again and we'll give you a t-shirt"

Dave Chrighton after the snowboarder greased the c-rail at D-Camp

 
alright heres an addition to the list, i found this website that has 50 of the most fun things you can do in walmart, i will quote some of the good ones.

http://www.cloudnet.com/~renfest/walmart.htm

41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

20. Put M & M's on layaway.

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

-kulpy-

vincepru-"i jibbed a car in a parking lot yester day and the bumper fell off, then i ran."
 
haha this has nothin to do with wal mart...but i was reading that "50 things to do in wal mart" list and it reminded me of the time we were in the smithsonian and my friends were goin up to random people telling them how much they missed them, and how they hadn't seen them in so long. so security finds out and kicks them all out...nobody told the principal and he never found out

 
when my friends and i go to walmart.. we start a basketball game where the hoops are. then once were bored there.. we get the big bouncy balls and throw them down the isles at people. once people realize what were diong , and we get caught, we leave until the next time were bored and hafta go to walmart

how about a jib for the mentally unstable aswell. maybe a picture of a kid with down syndrome on a box - anathema
 
Wal Mart wages are so low i paid a guy a dollar to ride the cart at 3 am and he took it and i wrecked it and i gave him another dollar not to tell

I Love Head

Momentum Session 4

 
i road a bike through there once with an army helmet on and a giant plastic spear.

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin

(dfp represent)

keep it real.
 
drag races on bikes, especially the chopper bikes or kettcars

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weezerskier: i dont smoke but the kids who do are really good

SEEK AND DESTROY

 
haha or get to one of the phones that are around the place and find the code for the intercom... have a ball

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weezerskier: i dont smoke but the kids who do are really good

SEEK AND DESTROY

 
Try to film all this shit, apparently it's like illegal or something. I got pulled aside and questioned once because I had a camcorder with me, was kinda akward but funny shit nonetheless.

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laugh at the poor people

M~M~C

poach: To take or appropriate something unfairly or illegally (you know what I'm talking about)

 
i just go play video games. i remember once we played hockey in an isle but one person hit the puck like at a shelf

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
remember the shoes with wheels, they were called heelys. well anyways i was flying through the store on a pair and a lady started yelling and chasing me.

Golden Wheelchair Honorable Mention- August 1, 2004
Are Dumont and Wilson enemies like Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter?- K2ripper
 
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