Favorite sex postion.

the one where youre fucking is pretty good

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
 
all my my self, laying on a cold stone floor, with a pillow under my head.

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

 
i love it when my gf rides me, its just awesome for some reason

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
what about when your hand rides you? thats hot.. i like it.

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

 
The best position is:

Standing up, your arms holding her legs up around your bicep and her arms around your neck....awesome.

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
 
I'd say doggy, but I think what Shawn said about standing up would be sooo great. Saw it in Unfaithful. Gotta have the pounding against the wall. Yeehaw, ride it baby

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
 
come here i'll show you

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Remember 'I' before 'E', except in Budweiser.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.'

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the

morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.'

 
in unfaithful eh?

So i WASN't the first....damn....

Oh well, i do it best.

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
 
most of the kids on this site are like 12 they are thinking about jurking off. most of them i am sure have never even had sex and if they have at 14 you dont really experiment much so everyone that has had sex should answer and all the virgin 12 year old should ask there parents for advice

 
yeah, girls on top is nice... make them do the work.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
 
well i dont really like just havin one position, it sometimes gets boring. I must be one of the few guys that prefers missionary over doggie, personally i like takin control, bein on top. But pbly my fantasy is a chik who loves to be on top as well, so we would constantly be throwin each other around.

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'

Me- come here doggy

Karl-I dont think he understands english man

Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd
 
weightless in space

CMc - *NSFD*

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'Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you

win or loose, its how drunk you get.' - Homer
 
actually skydiving and weightlessness in space is the same feeling pretty much, without the wind resistance anyways. Objects in space are weightless not because there is no gravity in space, but because they are in constant freefall around the earth, which is the basics of orbiting.

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'

Me- come here doggy

Karl-I dont think he understands english man

Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd
 
that would be pretty savage... id be down... or up... or.. yeah... my friend had a video of people doin it under water with snorkels and stuff.. it ws pretty funny. someone on here should do it skiing... either one person switch or sort of standing doggy style.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
 
Standing up is ill, but ti takes a MAN, haha, no more of these bitch boned boys

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I was in Heaven, I was in Hell, Believe in neither but fear them as well.
 
i'm still a virgin, but i could have stopped that this summer. i didnt realize the opportunity presented to me at the time. )-;

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Representing the KPP
 
well before i lost it, i had a few opportunities that i definately could have gotten laid, which almost counts.

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'

Me- come here doggy

Karl-I dont think he understands english man

Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd
 
lopsing it kind of sucks...take it slo, no matter how much you think your ther man

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'Broken hearts want broken necks, Ive done some thigns i want to forget , but i can't, someimtes im so full of shit it should be a crime' - Modest Mouse

I was in Heaven, I was in Hell, Believe in neither but fear them as well.
 
I like it if I'm being ridden by a girl who is shaved clean. other wise I like lying her on her side on my bed, then I stand and do it like a hald doggy style kinda. thats the shit!

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**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
 
guy sits with his legs straight out or crossed...chick sits in his lap facing him with her legs wrapped around your back...awesome...shes all up in your face and shit like pow! its hard to do on a bed though, coutner bounce shit...put blankets on the floor or some shit.

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F*****~~~~~~~~~~

R*****~~~~~~~~~~

N~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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kunz that position is good if the guy is a little shorter than the chick cause then his face is in her breasts. but for me who was 8 inches taller than his last gf, I just got a pile of hair in my face, thats not what I want.

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lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
 
Kinda on this topic but at what age did everyone here lose it?

Aye, fight and you may die, run and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take

our lives, but they'll never take our freedom?!
 
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**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
 
I heard in canada they only do it doggy style, so they can both watch the hockey game

I have never poured out beer, even to put out a grass fire-Hank Hill
 
Sarah you should show me how you do your doggy steeze.

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CKG Member #5
 
sex is great, alot of times i prefer oral, depends what kind of mood im in

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
nothin wrong with getting a tounge bathe for the willy wanka

I have never poured out beer, even to put out a grass fire-Hank Hill
 
ok..., we all know where this thread is going..... NS brothel... i'd offer my dorm room but its pretty small. whos gonna step up and lead?

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
 
leon phelps like the butt too!

and you cant beat good head.

in canada doggy style is meant for the gondola!

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lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
 
I was going to say what Erich said... I sit up cross-legged or with my legs in front, she sits in my lap facing me with legs around the back.

'Don't fuck with me 'cause I'm going to delete everything you ever post and have ever posted.' - Anonymous moderator
 
uhhh, i like it when im sitting on a chair with chips in one hand and pop in the other, OH SHIT wrong topic oh well lol its still good!

~You Can Call Me Matty~
 
chick riding you but facing away from you,thats sweet

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
sitting upright, girl in your lap doing all the work facing you

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
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