Favorite Poo Expressions

i gotta go potty.

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i'm a cold heart breaker.

im fit to burn.

ill rip your heart in two.

and i'll leave you lying on the bed.

i'll be out the door.

before you wake.

its nothing new to you.

yes i think we've seen that movie too.
 
gotta go bake brownies

gotta go drop a deuce

pinch a loaf

drop an ax

go do business with the governor

going to do gods work

ect ect ect,, i have tons

 
snap a batch

bend a biscuit

drop a deuce

drop a dualey

got the green apple squirts

pinch a loaf

cut a turd

bust a cob

schmirnov

develop terrorist surveilance photos

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'He's from Quebec. They pee on the lawn.'

 
'and then the japanese bombed pearl harbor'

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

LISTEN TO GUNS N' ROSES
 
Get out of my way!!!!

Duffman: That's a mug you don't want to chug! Ohhhh nooooo! (pelvic thrust while dancing)
 
-dropping some friends off at the pool

-I just had a brown baby boy

-gotta visit the poo fairy (never used it)

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-Pat

WBP|films
 
cynthia, the salviating whore with the gigantic mouth, is quite hungrey for my anal treats.

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i'm a cold heart breaker.

im fit to burn.

ill rip your heart in two.

and i'll leave you lying on the bed.

i'll be out the door.

before you wake.

its nothing new to you.

yes i think we've seen that movie too.
 
i am gonna go stank up your bathroom

i always take shits at other peoples houses, so i dont stink up my bathroom

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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin
 
go to the poo factory

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'He's from Quebec. They pee on the lawn.'

 
gotta take a poo

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

 
sara:

1. your sig says 'otc' which is olympic training center

2. girls don't poo

3. girls go to the bathroom to put make up on,(4) that's it

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
i have to take a massive crap, and give the bathroom at least 10 minutes after i get out.

proud owner of 'team ramrod', the best NS hockey pool team ever.
 
on NS, otc is own thread club

and girls do poo

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

'isnt that what lives about skiing smoking sex and skiing. its the 3 S's that you can have fun doing'

-Jmwski57

skihood.com

 
i need to take a wicked shit

[D][O[M]

Me: Are you proud do you want a medal for that?

Diggla: Ya I think I deserve it.
 
oh ya i forgot about that some people made up number three for diarrea i think they made up like 10 numbers for washroom related things

[D][O[M]

Me: Are you proud do you want a medal for that?

Diggla: Ya I think I deserve it.
 
unload some lumber

give birth to a baby elephant

squat a grumpy (shane mcconkey)

pinch a loaf

squeeze a beastie

pirates. they just don't fuck around.

SMS session 4
 
i gotta go drop the kids off at the pool...

and after a long night of drinking i always lay down a molson mudslide

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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas

 
-lay a cable

and my favorite...

-Outta the way! i have the hershey squirts!

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While I was ridding the lift at Copper Mtn:

Man: So where ya from?

Me: Montana

Man: Oh… so your from Canada?

Me: *Sigh* thinking to myself 'stupid Coloradian'
 
gotta go fish for brown trout

drop some friends off at the lake

the green apple quick step

rock a donkey

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East Coast

COC - Session C
 
gotta go fish for brown trout

drop some friends off at the lake

the green apple quick step

rock a donkey

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East Coast

COC - Session C
 
gotta see a man about a horse

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
gotta make poopies

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

LISTEN TO GUNS N' ROSES
 
its similar to what other people have said but...

gotta drop the cosbies off at the pool.

- Julian
 
it should be 'i gotta drop the cosbys off at the pool'

my favorite is 'i gotta go drown some iraqis'

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